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Chicagoland Strip Clubs

I have a question for anyone on this board. We are throwing a divorce party for one of my friends. I was wondering what are some good strip clubs in the Chicagoland area. I have been to the following strips clubs in the area:

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Are there any better ones? Has anyone been to new Scores? Thank you for the help in advance.
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Silver slipper in Ottowa is supposed to be good. Also the lamplighter in Ottowa is a little backwoods but cool.

Club O and Diamonds are supposed to be some of the best. Heavenly body's sucks. Oh ya Crazy rock sucks too but its a fun place to hang out with friends.




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I've been kinda partial to The Skybox lately....

$10 cover and $1 bottles on Fridays (if not all the time)

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Silver slipper in Ottowa is supposed to be good. Also the lamplighter in Ottowa is a little backwoods but cool.

Club O and Diamonds are supposed to be some of the best. Heavenly body's sucks. Oh ya Crazy rock sucks too but its a fun place to hang out with friends.
Silver Slipper is good. Nice place and right off of I-80 at the first Ottawa exit. But the Lamp Lighter is straight up backwoods 'deliverance' style stip club. True story: real hot chick walks out on stage with biker outfit on with dark sunglasses. Super hot body. She takes off sunglasses and smiles and she is cross eyed and is missing two of her front teeth. Totally funny as hell but I swear this story is true....it was unbelievable...

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Diamonds is pretty frigging great. Buy your drinks for $3 and BYOB to add your beverage. Oh yeah, and full nudity.
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Re: Chicagoland Strip Clubs

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I have a question for anyone on this board. We are throwing a divorce party for one of my friends. I was wondering what are some good strip clubs in the Chicagoland area. I have been to the following strips clubs in the area:

The Admiral
Heavenly Bodies

Are there any better ones? Has anyone been to new Scores? Thank you for the help in advance.
Does this friend of yours live in IL? I'm asking because you should check out Silk on Silver Spring Dr. I've never been there but DZ954rr works there and I've heard the girls there are pretty nice...I'm not sure if it's full nudity or not though. For full nudity, Bean Snappers in Appleton is the place to go!

Edit: I just reread your post and it says in the Chicagoland area...

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Its been awhile since I been there but off of north and clybourn is crazy horse... not the cheapest place but nice talent.

I don't know if its like this out of the city but in the city they can't strip totally if there is alcohol

There is also the Admiral on Lawrence east of pulaski. not sure if that one serves liquer.

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If you want ***RAUNCH***, check out Carl's. PM and I'll give you the address/directions. It's a small place, I don't know if they could handle a party.
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Silver Slipper is good. Nice place and right off of I-80 at the first Ottawa exit. But the Lamp Lighter is straight up backwoods 'deliverance' style stip club. True story: real hot chick walks out on stage with biker outfit on with dark sunglasses. Super hot body. She takes off sunglasses and smiles and she is cross eyed and is missing two of her front teeth. Totally funny as hell but I swear this story is true....it was unbelievable...

LOL, dude I been there you aint kiddin. The stage is like 2 4x8 sheets of plywood. I've only been there once, but that had me laughin my ass off. we had a blast there.




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Oh stay away from Crazy horse unless your independantly wealthy. That place is waaaaay expensive, and the admiral doesnt serve liquer.


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LOL, dude I been there you aint kiddin. The stage is like 2 4x8 sheets of plywood. I've only been there once, but that had me laughin my ass off. we had a blast there.
When we do the Starved Rock run we gotta stop in there...It is worth it, you never know if you are going to see

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When we do the Starved Rock run we gotta stop in there...It is worth it, you never know if you are going to see

LOL, the time we were there, the bouncer kick some guy and his girl friend out for having sex right there in the club.




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I have to been to the Admiral before it was $23 to get in and no beer or liquor. I don't want to go to a real cheap hole in the wall place but not really pricey. I was that each person would have around $150 each to spend on girls and drinks.
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We took a party of like 50 people to the Lamp Lighter one night. It's a small club so EVERYTHING is up close and personal! Granted the females could use a little bit of an inprovement, but they pay way more attention to ya and let a lot of shit go. Since we had such a big group it was like we were running the place that night. I had a great time, and 3 other guys in our group who were willing to drop a few $$$'s did too. Drinks were cheep too if I remember correctly.
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Anyone have a website or address for the Crazyhorse place?
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Nobody mentioned blackjacks yet?? Well i guess maybe cause it sucks, i recently ran into the owner of there and he gave me like 10 free passes to his place, to bad the girls have to wear those pasty thingy's on their nipples.

Diamonds gets my vote, you can't beat bring your own alcohol. Not sure if heavenly bodies still has 10 bucks for all u can eat and drink but i'm not crazy about that place either.

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If you want ***RAUNCH***, check out Carl's. PM and I'll give you the address/directions. It's a small place, I don't know if they could handle a party.
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Diamonds is decent. It's 15 bucks to get in, 3 bucks to park, and 3 bucks for watered down soda, but you can BYOB, so it's not too bad.

You can also pay to have the girls take your buddy up on stage and make an ass out of him...I know they do this at most all strip clubs, but the one at Diamonds was choice They whip his ass with a cat-o-nine tails, pull his shirt off, give him a wedgie, and then make him act like a horse and ride him around stage.

Money well worth spending
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How about hiring a stripper to come entertain for a party at your house/hotel room? Find the right one, and they will entertain a little extra once the show is over. The so called "private lap dance"..
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i'm not much of a strip club connoisseur, but we did have a good time at the lamp lighter and silver slipper. another one that i've been to that is good is called Kappa Kabana near ISU.
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Yeah, I love hearing about the fat chicks at Heavenly Bodies...

But what do you expect from a club that recruits among the "knocked up and downtrodden" (have you heard their radio ads?" The basic translation of their radio recruiting campaign is: "Hey trailer trash! Are you knocked up and used up and finding that watching Jerry Springer all day is not paying the rent on the double-wide and food for your 8 children? Can't find their fathers? Strap some leather on that cellulite and work for us!"
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Yeah, I love hearing about the fat chicks at Heavenly Bodies...

But what do you expect from a club that recruits among the "knocked up and downtrodden" (have you heard their radio ads?" The basic translation of their radio recruiting campaign is: "Hey trailer trash! Are you knocked up and used up and finding that watching Jerry Springer all day is not paying the rent on the double-wide and food for your 8 children? Can't find their fathers? Strap some leather on that cellulite and work for us!"

I can totally hear the announcer saying that!!!!!

I always find that the "private parties" are the best ones. My note to the guys that want to entertain.... get a hotel room, order a couple strippers, and you don't have to fight among 15 other 60 year old men and have sloppy seconds before the chick can make it into the bathroom to baby wipe. Tis true.....

Sorry guys... I know several girls that dance, and if you think you are slick cause for an extra $5 you got to suck on a nipple or lick an [email protected]@ crack, some 60 year old dude has been there 2 minutes before you.
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