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post #1 of 68 (permalink) Old 05-05-2004, 09:37 AM
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What is Evil Monkey Racing?



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So are you guys going to race or what is this?

What kind of racing?
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So are you guys going to race or what is this?

What kind of racing?
you know, like 40oz cannonballing.

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OHHH you wanna have a beer drinking contest?

So its evil monkey beer slamming racing
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Re: What is Evil Monkey Racing?

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I believe the question is,"what isn't Evil Monkey Racing.

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You know how monkeys fling feces at each other? Yeah. It's Chris, Jeff, WSE, and whoever else flinging their dookie at each other while on their bikes. It's a good way to make sure nobody wants to pass you I guess...

Oh yeah, don't ever buy any used riding gloves with an Evil Monkey Racing logo on them...
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Re: Re: What is Evil Monkey Racing?

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I believe the question is,"what isn't Evil Monkey Racing.
Awesome.

In time, EVERYONE will know what EMR is. Or at least they will have heard the name. We may never know exactly what it is. But it SHOULD strike fear into the hearts of small children and the elderly! Why you ask??? DUH, because it's eeeeeviiiilllllllllll....

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Awesome.

In time, EVERYONE will know what EMR is. Or at least they will have heard the name. We may never know exactly what it is. But it SHOULD strike fear into the hearts of small children and the elderly! Why you ask??? DUH, because it's eeeeeviiiilllllllllll....

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Oh yeah, don't ever buy any used riding gloves with an Evil Monkey Racing logo on them...
Nay, the riding gloves are fine, it's the Mechanix ones to stay away from.

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Nay, the riding gloves are fine, it's the Mechanix ones to stay away from.
Hey Sticky. How come you don't have an Evil Monkey Link on your signature to
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Hey Sticky. How come you don't have an Evil Monkey Link on your signature to
thats strictly for emr members, sucka!

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thats strictly for emr members, sucka!

Sucka You the sucka! SUCKA

How did you guys come up with that name? What does that symbolize?

Or can you not give me a straight answer.

Hence the word "Straight"
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thats strictly for emr members, sucka!
Yes, my capacity is strictly as a consultant.

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You're asking an awful lot of questions 'hopper. I don't think I like the cut of your jib.

If you know what's good for you, you'll back away from this thread slowly, and leave the EMR talk to us grown-ups.

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You're asking an awful lot of questions 'hopper. I don't think I like the cut of your jib.

If you know what's good for you, you'll back away from this thread slowly, and leave the EMR talk to us grown-ups.




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You guys are so cool, while on the other hand I am a giant FAG

too much info, dude.

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too much info, dude.

Uh oh, here comes the Communism!
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Uh oh, here comes the Communism!
ha, Its called "abuse of power"! hahahhahaha, just messing with you bro.

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I'm not saying we did it, I'm not saying we didn't do it. I'm just saying you shouldn't mess with Evil Monkeys .

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I'm not saying we did it, I'm not saying we didn't do it. I'm just saying you shouldn't mess with Evil Monkeys .


Let me get this straight,

You guys were riding your bikes down 94 and got Monkey Dook all over you.

So now when you get on your bikes you transform into Evil Mutant Monkeys and reek havoc on the Chicagoland area and who ever wins the beer drinking contest is the Leader of the Evil Monkey clan?

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Grasshopper- The Legend of the Evil Monkey has no beginning, and shall have no end. The chosen few disciples simply pledge to carry on its secretive, and time honored traditions.

That is all I have to say about that.

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It's like The Skulls, only instead of existing in our nation's Ivy League schools, they recruit among the unshaven, unbathed publicly masturbating primates. Instead of producing members of our nation's Executive Branch, it produces lots of monkey poop. OK, maybe they are similar...I wonder if they also have ties to The Illuminati.
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You know how monkeys fling feces at each other? Yeah. It's Chris, Jeff, WSE, and whoever else flinging their dookie at each other while on their bikes.
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