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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old 05-11-2004, 02:34 PM
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Boy I gotta PEE!!!

Guys! Where's the strangest place you've drained the lizard? Or most creative place...

And yes, I'm jealous. I gotta hold it no matter what.




C'mon...It's quiet around here today! I'm trying!

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post #2 of 49 (permalink) Old 05-11-2004, 02:38 PM
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I pissed off one of the bridges in the Chicago river one night wasted out of my gord
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And yes, I'm jealous.
you mean, since the operation.

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you mean, since the operation.
They let me keep it.
post #5 of 49 (permalink) Old 05-11-2004, 02:54 PM
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Dumbest place was in a car, out the window going 60 mph. I was beyond drunk in my cousins car. He would not stop so I rolled window down and let loose. That was a mistake because I ended up wearing it.

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Off a balcony on someone's car. Sorry about that!

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I was at a Dave Mathews Concert half snockered pissing through the fence at the back of the lawn at the World Music Theatre. There was some girl peeing next to me and about three or 4 other people doing the same I was. The security guard came up to me, while this girl is still peeing and told me to stop. I said, I'm almost done and they drug me out of there. Yup kicked out of there to. It took 4 of them to drag me out.

Everyone was asking me, how the hell did you get kicked out of a Dave Mathews Concert

Read above ^

I've pissed at toll boths,

pissed in bottles in traffic jams

pissed in pools

pissed in lake michigan

Pissed in beer cans riding the metra downtown, because there's no fucking bathroom on the electric line. Now I have a 4 beer limit on the train.

Pissed on Railroad tracks

pissed on trees

Ok i'm done, now you guys really know I'm white trash
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Now I KNOW someone has the, "I peed on an electric fence" story somewhere.

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Now I KNOW someone has the, "I peed on an electric fence" story somewhere.

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you mean, since the operation.

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I've pissed at toll boths,

pissed in bottles in traffic jams

pissed in pools

pissed in lake michigan

Pissed in beer cans riding the metra downtown, because there's no fucking bathroom on the electric line. Now I have a 4 beer limit on the train.

Pissed on Railroad tracks

pissed on trees

Ok i'm done, now you guys really know I'm white trash
I'm in love.



I was just gonna post that -- that I bet Nick could fill this whole thread himself!
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Now I KNOW someone has the, "I peed on an electric fence" story somewhere.

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I did once when I was about 10 or 11 yrs old. I lived in the country and guy down the road had an electric fence to keep his horses in. Stupid me decided to go and man that stings really bad.

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I piss anywhere.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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I've never tried it but Moises Alou pisses on his hands.

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well, being a male, THE WORLD IS MY URINAL.
its a small pleasure ladies, but we take it where we can.
I dont think there is many places that I HAVENT peed. so nice just to do it when you want to, as a male, you can walk and pee at the same time and no one is the wiser!!

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Now I KNOW someone has the, "I peed on an electric fence" story somewhere.

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Fine a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence
If you're gonna explode
YOu can use the commode
of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence
YOu can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
Yu can let it rain
IN the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence


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My homie pissed in the janitor's closet inside Rain at the Palms casino. They were totally dragging him out of the club when I saw him, but I somehow convinced them to let him stay.. his excuse "There was a drain!!"
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My homie pissed in the janitor's closet inside Rain at the Palms casino. They were totally dragging him out of the club when I saw him, but I somehow convinced them to let him stay.. his excuse "There was a drain!!"
My boy pissed on a cop in tijuana once. ONCE it took us 3 days to get him out of jail.
black and blue no less.
they didnt need any convincing to let him stay that time. lol
his exscuse?
is there one possible for something like that besides ?

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One time I was making good time on a road trip and didnt want to stop, so my girlfriend peed in a snapple bottle. and she didnt spill a drop!! god bless her!

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I pissed into a beer bottle on the way to a chicago bulls game, had a bit to much to drink while stuck in traffic and had to release!!!

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Went to go pass a drug test for a job... Well, I was drinking a LOT of water to make sure that it was nice and diluted... Well, I didn't realize that you have to sit there for 20 minutes without going to the batroom before they let you take the test... (observation period) Holy hell, I had to piss so bad, I ran out of the office, and out to my car where I pissed in a gaterade bottle... dumping it out once before I was done. I went back in all ready to take my test... Well, same thing. Had another 20 minute wait before I could go! YIKES!! I held on this time and when I finally got in there, I thought the nurse was gonna come over and see what was going on... LONGEST PISS EVER!!! So, that's my story.

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But I have pissed in a garbage can in a few bars downtown though. And I've pissed on someone in a few bars downtown too. That'll get you kicked out pretty fast.

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Once I peed on the hood of a Lotus. I didn't think peeing could really, really, truely be fun until I did that. If it was your Lotus, I apologize, but that's what you get when you park an exotic car in a public garage
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Once I peed on the hood of a Lotus. I didn't think peeing could really, really, truely be fun until I did that. If it was your Lotus, I apologize, but that's what you get when you park an exotic car in a public garage
I understand that completely. Puked off the second floor balcony once onto a mercedes below. almost entirely Vodka. And it became fun during that experiance

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i was in 3rd grade, sitting in a last row next to a boy. we were writing a paper and i couldn't get my teachers attention. so i just started peeing.. and the guy started laughing at me -"jenya peed in her pants!" I had to deny it and tell him that it was the juice bottle that broke. i have no idea nor do i remember if he belived me, but i had to tye a sweater around my waste on the way home
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Talking revenge piss

Some friends and I were at a party that an old neighbor of mine out in Lakewood Falls was having. Well as the night went on and some more took place the subject of my ex and the guy she cheeted on me with came up. No more than 3 months after I moved out he moved in cause he got her preggers. My buddy and I took a walk over by the house, and spotted the new Durango in the driveway. He climbed on the hood and left a nice fresh pile of #2 while I was up on the roof making sure the roof rack was lubercated right. It was the least we could do for them since they both deserved it.

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Should start another thread of where's the weirdest place you've masturbated! Now that I could tell some stories!

Weirdest place I've pee'd would have to be in the UIC Physical Education building. We were playing raquetball and there wasn't a restroom nearby, but there was a drain in the floor near the drinking fountain.

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When I was young and had no sense,
I started to pee on an electric fence.
It curled my hair and tickled my balls,
then made me shit in my over-alls.


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the question should be.. where havent I peed.

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