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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 08-05-2002, 11:11 AM Thread Starter
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anal sex topic (DO NOT READ, NOT WORK SAFE, NOT KID SAFE, STAY OUT!)

me and a freind..wanted to share our anal sex abbreviations that way you know what shes asking for

butt love
hershey hwy
stink hole
chocolate donut
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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old 08-05-2002, 11:15 AM
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i've never had a woman ask for it using any abbreviations, such as poop chute or turd cutter. Those are for guys who like to joke around. Women just ask for "anal" or "in the butt".

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well this 1 chick in a bar was saying she liked it in the ASS

so i kinda liked it when she put it that way.


although i remember this 1 chick asking for some fudge



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although i remember this 1 chick asking for some fudge

she probably just wanted some candy, i bet she was surprised when you crammed it in the back door.

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dude do you know her?



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my favorite name being called is the BUTT BURGLER



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ALRIGHT EVERYONE!!!!

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hey Ody since u are talking about anal stuff do u know what a hot carl is?

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Hot Carl is after u finish screwing the back door she turns around and oraly cleans it off for ya



don't try it at home it was done by .... professionals?

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thats just not right.
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sometimes life is just better being ignorant.
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ok thanks alot Mike. I guess the little cloud of ignorance has been lifted.
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OH nope cant say i ever got sucked off after a pop shoot event



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haha .. i warned you!!
That was a warning. I took it as a dare.
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stay tuned for the next adventure of....Rump Ranger!

rim job (oral service)
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