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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-24-2004, 04:07 PM Thread Starter
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About "The Shocker"

Now, I never read this, so this might be a repost. I've know of the shocker for about 3 years, but now I finally know the "origin"

http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...inger/shocker/
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-24-2004, 04:12 PM
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hmmmmm, shocking

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I love this picture, the girl on the left doesn' t know what is going on, but she is just trying to fit in like, "Yeah! the Shocker!" showing the wrong gesture. Either that or she has a small pink and a big space between her pink and her stink

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I love this picture, the girl on the left doesn' t know what is going on, but she is just trying to fit in like, "Yeah! the Shocker!" showing the wrong gesture. Either that or she has a small pink and a big space between her pink and her stink

I was thinking the same things when I saw that. Then I looked to make sure the other girls' hands were visable.
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doesn't necessarily mean she's clueless. maybe she's telling the world that she's hetero and really into herself and the other two are lesbians

(geez, talk about too much idle time...I can't believe I'm rationalizing this shit with captions - curse you Pirate!)
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(geez, talk about too much idle time...I can't believe I'm rationalizing this shit with captions - curse you Pirate!)
See!! It's addicting!! This caption thing is gonna be pure hilarity!!

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i got my giant foam shocker in the mail the other day. pictures coming soon!

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never heard that one before.
Two in the kitty and one in the shitty...

And those girls look like they're in middle school! That's SICK.
post #10 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-25-2004, 09:10 AM
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i got my giant foam shocker in the mail the other day. pictures coming soon!
You have GOT to be kidding. That would be hilarious though.

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You have GOT to be kidding.
the shocker is no kidding matter.

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holy crap.....you weren't kidding........

http://www.bigshocker.com/

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Dr. D, does your neighborhood also have talking cars that "transform" into big ass heavily armed robots? Just curious.

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the shocker is no kidding matter.
Oh yeah, I had the "honor" of seeing that on Wednesday
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OMFG, I'm in tears! "The Big Shocker" That's fuggin awesome!

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Dr. D, does your neighborhood also have talking cars that "transform" into big ass heavily armed robots? Just curious.

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Oh yeah, I had the "honor" of seeing that on Wednesday
What happened? Vcook gave you the shocker?

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holy crap.....you weren't kidding........

http://www.bigshocker.com/
LOL the guy in the add looks like Underdog. No other spokesman is more appropriate.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Im going to buy one of those to cheer you guys on at Blackhawk. We'll see how focused you are on the homestretch at 140 mph when you see a bright orange SHOCK EM' foam fingers waving at you !! If you dont ball it up in T1 you get an immediate bump to the the next level.

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YES, I received my foam shocker on Wednesday as well!!! SHOCK THE WORLD!!!!


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I did the shocker last night
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I did the shocker last night
it doesnt count when you do it to yourself.

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it doesnt count when you do it to yourself.
If I could do that I'd be somewhere in Cali making nasty porno films.
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SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

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