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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-03-2005, 11:25 PM Thread Starter
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A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, shit happens.
Eastern Orthodoxy: We got the original shit.
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Agnostic: Maybe shit happens; maybe it doesn't.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-04-2005, 12:14 AM
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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