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post #1 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-05-2005, 02:48 PM Thread Starter
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beat this:

Tuesday: Roommate goes into mental institution and leave me to watch 14 week old puppy.

Wednesday: Puppy piss everywhere

Thursday: Puppy piss everywhere

Friday: Boyfriend dumps me.

Saturday: Teaching water aerobics at the senior center, a lady says to me "Why don’t you shut up and do a little more teaching. You’re a giant pain the butt.” Then an hour later, a man said “You need to lay off the Long John Silver’s.” And I said “I don’t get it??” And he said, “You’ve really lost your girlish figure.”

Ken, I think we need a "bawling my eyes out" smiley.
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go buy yourself one of those shower wand shower heads, you know what i'm talking about.

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ahh what else is new, get ride of the dog if its to much for you, go out and have some fun.





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nah-- I think I'll go to the gym and work on my girlish figure (or lack thereof)
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well thats good, remember dont take shit from some old man that cant get it up, i bet he is pissed cause your a cutie and he could bone shit with a fist full of viagra



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nah-- I think I'll go to the gym and work on my girlish figure (or lack thereof)
Geez, what a crappy week. Sorry to hear that.

Good idea, though. Gym is always the first place I go to burn off my hatred of the world and thus rebalance my Chi.

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go buy yourself one of those shower wand shower heads, you know what i'm talking about.


Sorry you had such a shitty week but that was funny as hell.

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Tuesday: Roommate goes into mental institution and leave me to watch 14 week old puppy.

Wednesday: Puppy piss everywhere

Thursday: Puppy piss everywhere

Friday: Boyfriend dumps me.

Saturday: Teaching water aerobics at the senior center, a lady says to me "Why don’t you shut up and do a little more teaching. You’re a giant pain the butt.” Then an hour later, a man said “You need to lay off the Long John Silver’s.” And I said “I don’t get it??” And he said, “You’ve really lost your girlish figure.”

Ken, I think we need a "bawling my eyes out" smiley.
Sound like a hell of week girlfriend. I think you need a sun warm vacation and some drinks with some studs walk sand beach.

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Tell the old geezers to shut it, and remind them that they are lucky that anyone spends time with them.

Give the puppy to the ex boyfriend.

He didn't take the pipe back did he?
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He didn't take the pipe back did he?
He'd have to pry it out of my cold dead hands.
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where is a good leg humping thread when you need one...

Did somebody say rebound?










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hope next week fairs better

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Tuesday: Saturday: Teaching water aerobics at the senior center, a lady says to me "Why don’t you shut up and do a little more teaching. You’re a giant pain the butt.” Then an hour later, a man said “You need to lay off the Long John Silver’s.” And I said “I don’t get it??” And he said, “You’ve really lost your girlish figure.”

Ken, I think we need a "bawling my eyes out" smiley.
send the ole biddy to work out in the deep end of the pool or keep telling everyone else to get away from her because she has poor bladder control and they have to keep tossing in extra chlorine treatments because of her.
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go buy yourself one of those shower wand shower heads, you know what i'm talking about.

if you do, turn your webcam on. either on AIM or MS netmeeting
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Ahhhhh I remember days, weeks, months like that! Thinks someone should come to a party in Barrington DON'T BRING THE PUPPY!

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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post #17 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-06-2005, 01:28 PM Thread Starter
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I've got some HOT pictures of pee stains for you guys. oooooohhh yeah, that's it.

I didn't leave my house all day yesterday, and just now I realized I haven't eaten since friday evening. I am majorly depressed. I need to go fix the bike. Oh wait-- it's RAINING! AAHHHH!!
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Oh girl, that sux!

And I thought I've been having a hard week. Errr, thanks I guess...

Cheer up! Hey, if you have not eaten since Friday I recommend that you head straight to the bottle. Faster acting and more bang for the buck.

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go buy a gun and blow shit up. Thats a great way to relieve stress and tension!!!

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Come visit me in Hawaii Or Pm me and Ill send ya some nice pics to smile to, or some pics of me making a fool out of myself!!! Take care, Think of it this way it cant get any worse

later
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post #21 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-06-2005, 06:19 PM Thread Starter
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yeah, my company has lots of work in HI. I should ask for a transfer when I'm done with school.

this is the first time in my life I've considered owning a gun and going to the shooting range. the treadmill no longer does it for me in terms of anger relsease.
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I would deff take up the offer if u could transfer that is what im trying to do aswell.

Later
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yeah, my company has lots of work in HI. I should ask for a transfer when I'm done with school.

this is the first time in my life I've considered owning a gun and going to the shooting range. the treadmill no longer does it for me in terms of anger relsease.
Try a heavy punching bag, cheaper and more satisfying than a gun, plus a great workout

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Think many people have it worest then you right now...

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You can at least feel better knowing your boyfriend is a complete moron. IF your going to break-up do it before the holidays... he could have saved himself a fortune in gifts. Idiot!

At least you got the pipe out of the deal.


X-mas, Valentines day and my girlfriends B-day are all within 60 days... so I'm pretty much locked in for another 6 months if I want a descent return on my investment.
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Dang, that's a shitty week.

As far as guns go, you're in Texas right? I thought they gave them away at the neighborhood church if ya really needed one.


Hope ya feel better........
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Try some random acts of meanness and cruelty. It always makes me feel better.
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Maybe it does not work for everyone, but getting on a bike tends to clear my head. I know I need to be focused on what I'm doing - most other things get forgotten while busy riding.

That puppy needs to fear pissing in the house. Fear will teach him if you can't figure it out any other way. He will figure it out.. If I pee, I get whipped on the ass and it hurts.. every time I pee in here I get whipped.. Pee outside and the lady is nice to me. It really shouldn't take long that way unless the dog is retarded and can't relate the reason why it's getting whipped. (you have to do it right when the dog pisses, and be sure to tell it BAD!!! - have an angry voice and make it known that you're not happy).

One great tool that I've seen for teaching is a narrow piece of wood trim, about 3 feet long. A friend of ours has one that has been named "the ass cracker" that the dogs will get cracked with if they piss or shit in the house.

The yellow lab is actually pretty smart and knows it's not supposed to do it.. but if it's angry at the owner, it has been known to look right at you and lift a leg indoors. Well, one day it ran up the steps looked down upon it's owner, lifted and pissed after it had already done other stuff that day to make the owner upset with him.. It caused some bit of rage, and the nearest thing he saw was the wood trim - and so the ass cracker was born.

The dog does not look you in the eye and piss anymore after a couple meetings with the ass cracker. It also fears and hates the ass cracker very much.. If he's acting rowdy and someone shows him the asscracker, it's instant silence.. he stops, acts good and shuts up. The fear is still in him and just seeing it is enough. Maybe it is a little mean, so just don't take it too far. Be nice to the dog when it's not being bad.
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Better now than later regarding the boyfriend. Just think, you could have had a kid(s) together and have to deal with the ahole for the next 18 years or so. Also, we are one day closer than yesterday to that first perfect day for a ride on 05'
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