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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-18-2005, 02:13 PM Thread Starter
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Its for this exact reason that I ALWAYS put a condom on the remote control before I stick it in my ass.





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Its for this exact reason that I ALWAYS put a condom on the remote control before I stick it in my ass.

I was gonna say the SAME thing!
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"We know that there’s all kinds of sex that goes on in those rooms every night," he said. "Semen and urine are basically signs of what goes on in the room"



I'm sorry, but I still don't get these people who like to be peed on. Ew.
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AHHH MAN!!!

I stay in Hotels on avrage of 3 nights a week!!!!! I always pull the "SPONGE" off the bed with toilet paper because I know they don't wash them things.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE REMOTE!!!!!
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I have stayed in every single hotel in that article... Damnit...



and no I am not kidding, MN used to be my territory and those hotels always seemed alot cleaner in some of the other places I used to have to stay...

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Its for this exact reason that I ALWAYS put a condom on the remote control before I stick it in my ass.





OH HELL NO !!
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That's some nasty sheit... err.. remotes!
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Its for this exact reason that I ALWAYS put a condom on the remote control before I stick it in my ass.
I think this quote is the single funniest this I have read on this site, if we had a quote of the week this should be the standard for all others to follow. I have had a hard day, work is killing me, but with this little bit of homosexual/anal insertion humour I rest assured that life shouldn't be taken so seriously. Thanks, I raise my glass to you Mr. VCook.

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