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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2005, 11:34 AM Thread Starter
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Laws from around the world

These are sex laws from around the world. Enjoy:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-21-2005, 11:46 AM
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I believe Guam has been outsourcing with EMR for some time now




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Damn, I need to find a way to Guam.

Great find, Tex!

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Guam here i come
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I have a relative who was the U.S.ambasador to Guam. Now that puts a whole new twist on family reunions.

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I just wish that we could legalize caning, like they do in Singapore. I know a few assclowns that could use a good, old-fashion tuneup.

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Guam - Sounds great to me!
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How warm do you think it is in Guam hmmm... whos coming with me?
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I heard in el salvadore drunk driving is puishable by death......
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Ummm...Im sure they are just as many fat ugly virgins in Guam as hot chics. I hear EMR gets first crack at all the hot chicks. Those guys are hella pimp!

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Guam here i come
No pun intended right

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