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HEY TONY! you asshole!

wanna explain to me WHY i found

1 work pen from the company you work for UNDER my fucken bed?



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I dont know, It must have fell out of my pants when I threw them on the floor.




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funny, i DIDNT have any phone problems in my house LET alone a PHONE i my bedroom!



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funny, i DIDNT have any phone problems in my house LET alone a PHONE i my bedroom!
Well of course you dont have any problems, cause I always fix them when I'm there swingin from the rafters in your bedroom while your at work.




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Well of course you dont have any problems, cause I always fix them when I'm there swingin from the rafters in your bedroom while your at work.
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ok i see how this game will be played.

BTW ask marlene what she gets more enjoyment from?

riding you Vtwin hog, or me?

i know the answer regaurdless



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ya know.....Im missing something too...I wonder if I left it....nevermind

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dont start mike, ask yourself this question, where is YOUR wife right now?



























































































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sorry honey i am under odysseys desk ahhhh trying to fix some wires



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ok i see how this game will be played.

BTW ask marlene what she gets more enjoyment from?

riding you Vtwin hog, or me?

i know the answer regaurdless
Speaking of v-wins, tellyour wife to get rid of that studded thong. She left some scratchs in my gas tank.




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with a needle nose pliers no doubt

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SOB i was wondering where that went!

i got that for her on V-day!



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oh i can touch that up for you tony, cheap!


it will cost both your nuts!



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ahh sorry dude, it says comcast.

PONCH where you at?



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nothing from CMG...sheww... she mustve cleaned up really good afterwards she obviously did *beforehand* too

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I dont know, It must have fell out of my pants when I threw them on the floor.

HAHAHAHA

Now THATS EMR!

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hey moto, hows my dick taste?



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HAHAHAHA

Now THATS EMR!





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ahh sorry dude, it says comcast.

PONCH where you at?

Comcast???? Yeah, they fuck everybody!!

DAVID

DID I LOG ONTO CLSB OR TMZ.COM WTF???
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wanna explain to me WHY i found

1 work pen from the company you work for UNDER my fucken bed?

wait a second. you got drunk and had sex with tony, and neither of you pansies remember it??
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wait a second. you got drunk and had sex with tony, and neither of you pansies remember it??
omg!!!!

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wait a second. you got drunk and had sex with tony, and neither of you pansies remember it??

Dont try and hide your involvment in this it three way, but somehow I found this A&M thong in my shoe, you were supposed to take that back home with you that night.




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Now that I think of it, I'm missing a pair of wire cutters. You might wanna check the bathroom for me. and the closet for my compression tool.............................................. ........
















and under the kitchen table for my volt meter
























and the basement for my clip board

















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