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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 08:14 AM Thread Starter
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Todays Darwin award.....

And the Darwin award goes to.........

motor scooter duel

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Two male university students died in a motor scooter accident in Chiayi, Central Taiwan after their scooters collided head on.
Police investigation discovered this unfortunate "accident" was actually not what it seemed. Friends of the two, who were students in the same class but not friends told the real story. Both fancied a female fellow student and after a few drinks during the Mid-Autumn Festival when they had been out partying with different groups,the two encountered each other and words were spoken. The gauntlet was thrown down. They would basicaly have a modern day motor scooter duel (or play chicken) whatever you want to call it--they would drive at each other at high speed and the one who didn't turn away would win the right to pursue the girl.

Obviously both were very keen on her becase neither of them turned away, their scooters collided head on at 50 mph and they both died instantly.

The girl at the center of it all refused to comment apart from to say that she "wasn't interested in either of them."

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 08:52 AM
 
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we should have more people resolve problems with scooters instead of guns
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Lmao, so they have dorks in Tiawan too.

She didn't even like them.

Oh well...

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wow, 2 fucktards.... R.I.P. though.....
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And the Darwin award goes to.........

The girl at the center of it all refused to comment apart from to say that she "wasn't interested in either of them."
This line alone, made that story

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I wonder if they are/were members of EMR!!

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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 10:25 AM
 
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Thats too fucking funny. I wonder what kind of scooters they were.
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 10:26 AM
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I wonder if they are/were members of EMR!!

C'mon dude... EMR don't fight over chicks. The YWB's are widely known to fight over us though!

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C'mon dude... EMR don't fight over chicks. The YWB's are widely known to fight over us though!
Now, that was funny!

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What a bunch of DUMBASS's, especially over a girl


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Lmao, so they have dorks in Tiawan too.
She didn't even like them.
Oh well...
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 12:27 PM
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At least they won't be reproducing.

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At least they won't be reproducing.
That is a requirement for Darwin Award.

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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-28-2005, 03:14 PM
 
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Man, if only it was that easy. No need to ask girls out anymore and see if they're interested...just duel and then you get one automatically. Dibs on Chirstie Alley
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