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post #1 of 95 (permalink) Old 03-23-2005, 04:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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Motorcycles needed for Porn

Found this while hunting for a new bike.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/mcy/65105088.html

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this sounds like a job for EMR!!!

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Cool Whoops!

If I had the space I would do it.

I could provide the lubes and batteries! And tell them that when it's time for the money shot, don't focus on the guy! And we need more missionary/distance shots. The extreme close-ups for 20 minutes gets tired. Guys are visual. Let's see the broads face!










Ok, I've type too much. I'll be um, playing my video games now.
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"in need of a garage (residential/commercial) with at least two motorcycles that we may use in the shoot. We prefer locations that are warmer or heated."

garage - check
at least two motorcycles - check
heated - somewhat check

I'm gonna volunteer
porn party at my house
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I wonder what semen does to paint.....
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I'm actually staring in the movie.

Like all the women I have been with say - "It's not very big around, but it's aweful short."
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Oh ya, this definetly has EMR writen all over it.




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Damn it ....I've got all the bases covered except the location!
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I'll have to check with my association first.

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id do it, but i dont approve of porn.





































my girlfriend made me type that.
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Oh man, I need to respond to this. I've got a garage, and two motorcycles. I can always buy a space heater from Home Depot!

How hot would that be? Each of my green bikes having two hot chicks doin' it on them. That would kick ass.

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i am speechless.

does one get paid to do this? also, would you get to watch? I mean, I don't know too many guys who would volunteer for this and be ok with being told to stay in the house. lol
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when jeff gets back from vegas and finds out what EMR did in his absence he is going to be soooooo pissed!!!

btw, is there a way to install a small shocker-like device on the bike before the filming starts?
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when jeff gets back from vegas and finds out what EMR did in his absence he is going to be soooooo pissed!!!
Yes.. and when he sees us all in the background of Bottom Line Films' new production waving foam shocker hands, he'll be even more jealous! Mwuahaha!

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You suburbanites can't do this. They would trick off to the cops as soon as they saw a phony boob. Plus when they hear all the moaning it'll be put on the news cause out in the burbs you can only do so many things before it hits the news and someone say,

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All I wanna know is, are the fluffers in play whilke they are shootig

I got a garage, harley and a CRF 70




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All I wanna know is, are the fluffers in play whilke they are shootig

I got a garage, harley and a CRF 70
You might win. Harleys have plenty of space and low to the ground. Perfect for a broad to bend over on.
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So, I'm still fairly new here and I haven't been able to figure it out yet. What does EMR mean?
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So, I'm still fairly new here and I haven't been able to figure it out yet. What does EMR mean?
It means, double-check that your daughters are safely in their own bed each night.
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Evil Monkey Racing - an elite subgroup of CLSB. Check out their website at http://www.evilmonkeyracing.com/
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My bad.. I thought it was

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some sort of weird goal
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It means, double-check that your daughters are safely in their own bed each night.
I'm w/ Shannon on this.....that should've said SON, not daughter.
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I'm w/ Shannon on this.....that should've said SON, not daughter.
LOL, who the hell is Shannon?




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I'm w/ Shannon on this.....that should've said SON, not daughter.
spoken like 2 guys that couldn't get pussy with a nutsack full of catnip at a kitty convention.

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spoken like 2 guys that couldn't get pussy with a nutsack full of catnip at a kitty convention.
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