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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-27-2002, 04:20 PM Thread Starter
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The Squirell

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps
off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner
and heads straight for him. The man walks faster,
trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes
lanes and is still coming at him.

So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes
lanes again and is still coming at him.

By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that
he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.

The car gets real close, then swerves at the last
possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him.

The driver rolls down the window.

The driver is a squirrel.

The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as
easy as it looks, is it?"

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-27-2002, 11:26 PM
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This coming from a man who has killed several squirls, birds, and others.

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This coming from a man who has killed several squirls, birds, and others.
yes i know......... I now fear for my life!

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Re: The Squirell

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The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as
easy as it looks, is it?"
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