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I just took a shit............

is there an engineer in the house that can give me the pros and cons of what just happened with my body!

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Pro: 5 pounds lighter
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Pro: 5 pounds lighter
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are you an engineer chris??? if not then im afraid your answer just doesnt float, no pun intended!

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One major pro is that your digestive system is working and your organs are working fine by getting the toxic solid waste out of your body. The con, you now have to wipe your ass and repeat the whole thing again tomorrow

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ps, gotta be the most crazy thread I have ever responded to.
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One major pro is that your digestive system is working and your organs are working fine by getting the toxic solid waste out of your body. The con, you now have to wipe your ass and repeat the whole thing again tomorrow

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ps, gotta be the most crazy thread I have ever responded to.
could you break this down for me? maybe tell me all the organs that are used in the excremint of bodily waste? i would appreciated it!

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Here is a shitty site for you:
http://www.poopreport.com/

I am looking for the cameras, I must be on punk'd answering this thread twice.

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Here is a shitty site for you:
http://www.poopreport.com/

I am looking for the cameras, I must be on punk'd answering this thread twice.

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you have been quite helpful, though i still dont think i have found the answer i have been looking for. Anyone else???

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are you an engineer chris??? if not then im afraid your answer just doesnt float, no pun intended!
my business cards say i am, so it must be true!

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my business cards say i am, so it must be true!
yeah but you also think that dog holding a leash avitar of yours is the internals of a ducati motor

but seriously, anyone knows that, but i want in depth explanation as to what just took place

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Your body is just rejecting any EMR material it gains thru association.
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This happened to a buddy of mine once. He then decided to use a product called toilet paper but the brand he picked turned out to be more expensive at the store he was at down the street, so I thought I'd come online and tell everyone to avoid that store cause they are assholes for charging more.




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Quote:
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I just took a shit....................
Thanks for sharing!

Isnt there a drunk thread for this shit....uhhh I mean stuff?

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Thanks for sharing!

Isnt there a drunk thread for this shit....uhhh I mean stuff?
I am or was not drunk, i want to know how shit is created, and what the body does to expell it from your system.

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Wtf!!!!

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Wtf!!!!
wtf= what type of food.

ok for this example we can use bean burritos

does this help with getting the answer i seek?

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You know Jim...somewhat offtopic idea here, but I bet you could bottle the methane gas from your crap and use it to improve your gas mileage. Maybe even fill some potholes on the tollways with your hardened crap so us SUV drivers don't get charged more tolls, which we should be because we cause all the problems with our inefficient soccer team driving vehicles and really should be driving ultra fuel efficient cars, something like a Toyota.
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There's a good explanation of this in a book I have from college. It describes the whole process like a 'factory'.

There's even a flow diagram.

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Now that you mention the bean burrito, there will be an expansion from the gases and eventually one of your relief valves will make sure you don't explode.

Relief valve = anal sphincter

The other sphincter is on your stomach, that one lets out the toxins. (Action is throwing up)

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my relief valve has been very active this morning. The kids an I are going for dogs with all the trimmins for lunch so it wont be clearing up anytime soon. Why is it my valve gets much more active when I have Jims situation in my immediate future??

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MMMMMMMmmmmmmm bean buritos and margaritas mmmmmmmmmmmmmm




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You know Jim...somewhat offtopic idea here, but I bet you could bottle the methane gas from your crap and use it to improve your gas mileage. Maybe even fill some potholes on the tollways with your hardened crap so us SUV drivers don't get charged more tolls, which we should be because we cause all the problems with our inefficient soccer team driving vehicles and really should be driving ultra fuel efficient cars, something like a Toyota.
good points, however the methane gas from my crap has been known to eat through the rubber strands that hold underwear together so im sure that it would also eat through the rubber hoses that carry gas, but maybe i will try.

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Jim I believe the polypropolene material you are referring to is limited to the wasteband of your underwear and not the lower area you speak of which typically consist of a 80% polyester/10%cotton/5%Cistic Fiber/2.5%PolyVinyl Chloride/2.5% Polyethalene.
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So a belt drive bike is out LOL




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oh ya and your all ignoring my coment about the price of toilet paper at that dealer, you all must be racist




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