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A truck driver was eating breakfast at a lunch counter, when a gang of motorcycle tough-guys entered the diner. One of the bikers put his finger into the truck driver's coffee and said, "Hmm, not very hot, is it?" A second biker put HIS finger into the scrambled eggs and said, "Hmm, not very fluffy, are they?" Without saying a word, the trucker arose, left his table, paid for his meal and went out the door of the diner.
"Wasn't much of a man, was he?", the gang leader laughed.
"He's no great shakes as a driver, neither", replied the waitress. "He done jist run over a bunch of them motorcycles on his way out of the lot!"

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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 10-02-2002, 10:36 AM
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Don't worry Ken I know you got the gnads. Especially after the little Harley jerks me you and Cheyenne ran into on the way back from Shuggs place that one time

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yeah Harleys make great speed bumps.

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yeah Harleys make great speed bumps.
Doubtful my dad would agree.
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That's it BAN Crazy he made a comment that offended Babette because her dad rides a Harley! :lmao

Sorry couldn't resist.
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That's it BAN Crazy he made a comment that offended Babette because her dad rides a Harley! :lmao

Sorry couldn't resist.

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That's it BAN Crazy he made a comment that offended Babette because her dad rides a Harley! :lmao

Sorry couldn't resist.

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OK...OK it was funny.

See what I get for trying to cheer things up around here.

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Hey I figure if there is going to be soap opera around here, I want to be in it. And it doesn't take much for acting skills and well Michael (AE Damn It!) is gone, so someone has to do it. Hopefully the GODS of CLSB will see it as a joke too, otherwise I'll be pushing up daisies! :lol
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Hey I figure if there is going to be soap opera around here, I want to be in it. And it doesn't take much for acting skills and well Michael (AE Damn It!) is gone, so someone has to do it. Hopefully the GODS of CLSB will see it as a joke too, otherwise I'll be pushing up daisies! :lol
So how many milligrams they got you on

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So how many milligrams they got you on
Apparently not enough.

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Hey I figure if there is going to be soap opera around here, I want to be in it. And it doesn't take much for acting skills and well Michael (AE Damn It!) is gone, so someone has to do it. Hopefully the GODS of CLSB will see it as a joke too, otherwise I'll be pushing up daisies! :lol
R U that bored dave? Don't you have a wife? Doesn't that automatically give you SOMETHING to do?
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hows the injurys doing dave? and hows the wife..sore?



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Doing good, wife is doing good too. Trying to work from home. Like it wasn't difficult enough getting motivated at the office this is extrememly difficult.

Kim, as I've been told you have to beat a dog if you want to make it mean!

The gixxer should get thrown around even more since it is soooo...... much lighter.
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Doing good, wife is doing good too. Trying to work from home. Like it wasn't difficult enough getting motivated at the office this is extrememly difficult.

Kim, as I've been told you have to beat a dog if you want to make it mean!

The gixxer should get thrown around even more since it is soooo...... much lighter.

Glad to hear you're doing good.

That gixxer should have a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit more ground clearance for ya too.

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I'm still having visions of Dave in front of me at Blackhawk, throwing that Kan around like a big, bouncy, blue ragdoll.
Me too.

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