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anyone try that warming KY lube?

ahh a friend asked me and i didnt know, so ahhh i thought i would post it here.



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yeah i used it on your mom last night!!!! (sorry, i just love throwing in mom jokes)


but actually.. its pretty cool stuff

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My ex and I used it. It's aight for the vagina but if you're doing anal it was a little more fun. But then again remember if the woman is really good at getting wet you will need a little more than usual. If she's, what I have called some ladies that get aroused, "pasty", it can cause a little slow up for it to really get activated. Still, I would get something from the Karma Sutra brand (found at any good porn shop). But to be fair, it's still a kool thing and not too expensive. Hope this helps you.... I mean, you're friend.

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yeah i used it on your mom last night!!!! (sorry, i just love throwing in mom jokes)


but actually.. its pretty cool stuff


funny you mention moms? cause it was yours asking me, cause i was tearing her insides up...(sorry i just had to make a comment back to your mom since you started)



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It doesn't feel as slick as the original KY but it's not cold either
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boy you can feel the love in this room lol

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why would a friend ask you something like that ?

the heat aspect depends on how sensitive is your skin. It is somewhat like putting jalepeno peppers on your skin and having a slight burn sensation.
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If she's, what I have called some ladies that get aroused, "pasty", it can cause a little slow up for it to really get activated.
Ha, reminds me of I chick I used to get pasty nuts from, I thought I was the only one who refered to it that way.

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Yeah, we just finished a bottle. It's really pretty mild.

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the first time we used it .... the warming sensation was a pretty different feel.... i liked how it felt she didnt.. lets put it this way.. it almost feels like your inside when your not yet...like i said...cool feeling .. too bad she didn't like it..thus we stopped using it and reverted back to the original "cold" ky.

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get something from the Karma Sutra brand
It's KAMA SUTRA. "Karma Sutra" makes it sound like you had it coming.
no pun intended.....
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It's KAMA SUTRA. "Karma Sutra" makes it sound like you had it coming.
no pun intended.....

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It's KAMA SUTRA. "Karma Sutra" makes it sound like you had it coming.
no pun intended.....
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It's KAMA SUTRA. "Karma Sutra" makes it sound like you had it coming.
no pun intended.....




We haven't tried it, yet, but maybe I should put it on the grocery list on the fridge door.

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yea

it works great in the palm
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It doesn't feel as slick as the original KY but it's not cold either
Exactly how I'd rate it. I like ky liquid better.

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I must not be not sensitive down there, cause I thought it was a scam. Same shit, different name.
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the first time we used it .... the warming sensation was a pretty different feel.... i liked how it felt she didnt.. lets put it this way.. it almost feels like your inside when your not yet...like i said...cool feeling .. too bad she didn't like it..thus we stopped using it and reverted back to the original "cold" ky.
Same experience here - Ruined a good time for me.
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I tried it but it slung right off my chain. I'm going back to chain wax
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I tried it but it slung right off my chain. I'm going back to chain wax


thats what i told him would happed, WTF are these other guys talking about?



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I tried it but it slung right off my chain. I'm going back to chain wax

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PM me and I'll tell you what works better than that stuff.

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I can say that I have treated alot of women in my office for vaginal infections because of using it. I would recommend using it sparingly...no more than twice a week on nonconsecutive days.
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I can say that I have treated alot of women in my office for vaginal infections because of using it. I would recommend using it sparingly...no more than twice a week on nonconsecutive days.

Yuck.
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all of a sudden i dont feel like having sex anymore

















































NOT!!!!



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I can say that I have treated alot of women in my office for vaginal infections because of using it. I would recommend using it sparingly...no more than twice a week on nonconsecutive days.

I'm married with kids. The above recommendation is no problem. Nobody asked how long to bottle lasted. Thinking about it, it would be an improvement on too many weeks.

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This is only for vaginal sex but,...

whatever happened to fresh saliva?

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