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Cool Why is it when guys fart...

Here's a general question for all....

Why is it that when men fart it just kinda hovers and lingers around and never seems to dissipate?

I mean hell, I cut cheese too every so often but it never sticks around as long as Shane's farts do!!!

Geez, I need a gas mask!!!

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ya only think your shit don't stick seriously, probably don't notice it since it's yours lol
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because men are proud of their farts and they don't want them to leave
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because men are proud of their farts and they don't want them to leave

Good one!!!

Honestly though, I've ripped a few good ones that I needed to walk away from but good God, he's tryin' to kill me here and it just leaves a friggin trail of tears!!!

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piece copied from the "other" board

"What makes farts stink?




The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and skatole in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and skatole will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts"

maybe that will help ya figure it out!
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Thanks Jay! I'm a little over tired and being gassed doesn't make the brain cells anymore awake!!!

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for me it aint almost, it EVERY night
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Honestly though, I've ripped a few good ones that I needed to walk away from but good God, he's tryin' to kill me here and it just leaves a friggin trail of tears!!!

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Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts"

maybe that will help ya figure it out!
Or the chicken Kievs I've been scarfin' lately

But it is wierd, I don't usually rip ass this bad though

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I heard a commedian recently comment about the difference between sons and daughters, and the sleepovers they have.

Little girls - prank calls... giggling... pizza... giggling... sleep arm in arm... giggling.

Little boys - prank calls... fart contests... pissing contests... wrestling... sleep far far away from each other... more fart contests.

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I mean hell, I cut cheese too every so often but it never sticks around as long as Shane's farts do!!!
TMI
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Wow, I actually dry heaved a bit when reading through these posts.
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Stinkyyyy

For howl not to neglect your fart but to love and treasure it I recommend Ren & Stimpy - "Stinky". You'll understand why a fart should be kept around. Very good episode!
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