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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-03-2002, 09:23 AM Thread Starter
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Top 10 Signs a computer is owned by a Harley driver:

This is really good

10. The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black
9. System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts (got the sound here!)
8. Outgoing faxes have oil stains on them (ooohhh, low blow)
7. Number key pad only goes up to two
6. Password is "WillieG"
5. The mouse is referred to as "the Rat" (Big Daddy ...)
4. There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive
3. Extra RAM slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them
2. The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward - ape-hanger keyboard!

And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley Driver: A half-naked, big-breasted "warrior princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor!

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 10-03-2002, 10:46 AM
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love the ape hanger keyboard!
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love the ape hanger keyboard!
yeah....I was rollin when I read it.

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4. There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive
You mean the cupholder, right?

My tiger likes to lay on the keyboard while I'm typing!

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I like #8.

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