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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 04-26-2005, 03:19 PM Thread Starter
 
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I want to surprise my girlfriend...

...with a special night together. Any ideas?
She has been really stressed out lately with school and work so I thought I would do something to make her happy.
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make her dinner.
rent a chick flick.
rub her back.
give her the sexing.

its cheap, and you get mondo brownie points by going the extra mile.

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make her dinner.
rent a chick flick.
rub her back.
give her the sexing.

its cheap, and you get mondo brownie points by going the extra mile.
and give the herpies Ron Mexico style.
Thats good advice, you could skip cooking and take her to dinner, easier no mess, and make sure she has a couple glasses of wine. Then bring her home and pop some champagne, that will set the mood, then proceed to waxin that ass. Don't forget to eat the pink taco for longer than average, get messy.
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make her dinner.
rent a chick flick.
rub her back.
give her the sexing.

its cheap, and you get mondo brownie points by going the extra mile.
+1 Super duper amounts of brownie points if you can remember the first chick flick you took her too. Unless she thought it sucked. Have the dinner be simple but something she likes and you can serve her favorite wine with.

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ok ill give ya some advise.


buy a dozen roses, stip the pettels off, and line the floor of the bed room, and bath room, candle lite room and bath, set up the bed for a full body massage.

got get some nice smelling massage oil.

some chocolate covered strawberrys and some champaine

when she comes home, YOU are her servent BUT 1st thing 1st.
get that al set up.



take her out to dinner, to what EVER she likes the most.


then when you get back home, blind fold her make her sit on the sofa, got lite all the candles, and take her up stairs, and then take off the blind fold.

from there let her know, i am your servent, take her into the bath, and BATH her, "no fucking around, no touchy shit, no finger in the ass" BATH her, wash her hair, slowly.

when she is done, take her out of the bath, and dry her off, she is your female god.

then give her a rob, have her sit on the bed and serve her some strawberrys, and champaine, GENTLE rub her feet and and lower legs, DONT look at her, that will make her giggle or act weird funny, "you are there to serve her"

when she has had her fill, de rob her, and start where ever, but give her a full body massage, "smooth gentle/medium firm stroking all over "swedish", then again "no fucking around, touchy but hole or trying to get some" when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!



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and give the herpies Ron Mexico style.






Seriously, make her dinner. get some kickass filet mignon and do it on the grill. get her some wine or whatever she likes, and get lots of beer for yourself. or better yet knock out a fifth of seagrams and get crazy.

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ok ill give ya some advise.


buy a dozen roses, stip the pettels off, and line the floor of the bed room, and bath room, candle lite room and bath, set up the bed for a full body massage.

got get some nice smelling massage oil.

some chocolate covered strawberrys and some champaine

when she comes home, YOU are her servent BUT 1st thing 1st.
get that al set up.



take her out to dinner, to what EVER she likes the most.


then when you get back home, blind fold her make her sit on the sofa, got lite all the candles, and take her up stairs, and then take off the blind fold.

from there let her know, i am your servent, take her into the bath, and BATH her, "no fucking around, no touchy shit, no finger in the ass" BATH her, wash her hair, slowly.

when she is done, take her out of the bath, and dry her off, she is your female god.

then give her a rob, have her sit on the bed and serve her some strawberrys, and champaine, GENTLE rub her feet and and lower legs, DONT look at her, that will make her giggle or act weird funny, "you are there to serve her"

when she has had her fill, de rob her, and start where ever, but give her a full body massage, "smooth gentle/medium firm stroking all over "swedish", then again "no fucking around, touchy but hole or trying to get some" when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!


I am coming over tonight Ken I could go for that!
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ok ill give ya some advise.


buy a dozen roses, stip the pettels off, and line the floor of the bed room, and bath room, candle lite room and bath, set up the bed for a full body massage.

One recommendation from experience: use the fake rose petals if u are going to do this. Walking/having sex on the real ones stains carpet/sheets something NASTY. I and rose shit ground into my carpet for god knows how long after that one.

And if you are going to put candles on the floor PUT SOME PAPER UNDER THEM. Again from expereince, it sux trying to get wax out of carpeting.

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One recommendation from experience: use the fake rose petals if u are going to do this. Walking/having sex on the real ones stains carpet/sheets something NASTY. I and rose shit ground into my carpet for god knows how long after that one.

And if you are going to put candles on the floor PUT SOME PAPER UNDER THEM. Again from expereince, it sux trying to get wax out of carpeting.

DOH shit, i forgot about that!!!! buy some fake or line the floor with matts or paper, like he said.

i hope ya do this if you feel like it, trust me man they will lvoe you for it, cause its ALL them, not YOU trying to get some action.



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...with a special night together. Any ideas?
She has been really stressed out lately with school and work so I thought I would do something to make her happy.
Tell her she don't have to wash your clothes or the dishes till tomorrow mornin' then, as much trouble as it is, tro one in er just to make her happy. No need to thank me.

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ok ill give ya some advise.


buy a dozen roses, stip the pettels off, and line the floor of the bed room, and bath room, candle lite room and bath, set up the bed for a full body massage.

got get some nice smelling massage oil.

some chocolate covered strawberrys and some champaine

when she comes home, YOU are her servent BUT 1st thing 1st.
get that al set up.



take her out to dinner, to what EVER she likes the most.


then when you get back home, blind fold her make her sit on the sofa, got lite all the candles, and take her up stairs, and then take off the blind fold.

from there let her know, i am your servent, take her into the bath, and BATH her, "no fucking around, no touchy shit, no finger in the ass" BATH her, wash her hair, slowly.

when she is done, take her out of the bath, and dry her off, she is your female god.

then give her a rob, have her sit on the bed and serve her some strawberrys, and champaine, GENTLE rub her feet and and lower legs, DONT look at her, that will make her giggle or act weird funny, "you are there to serve her"

when she has had her fill, de rob her, and start where ever, but give her a full body massage, "smooth gentle/medium firm stroking all over "swedish", then again "no fucking around, touchy but hole or trying to get some" when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!

Ken, Your married right?
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when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!
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yes i am but i flurt, and if a female can keep her sugga daddy on the down low its all good



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when she has had her fill, de rob her, and start where ever, but give her a full body massage, "smooth gentle/medium firm stroking all over "swedish", then again "no fucking around, touchy but hole or trying to get some" when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!
If she falls a sleep........





















WAKE HER WITH THE SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!

Thats not bad ,minus the rose petals thats just to sweet for me I can't picture myself prancing around the house laying pedals about like a fairy, but the rest is good. If you have actually done this I give you props, I've been planning on doin something special like this for my wife but take the easy way out with food,wine and sex.
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ok ill give ya some advise.


buy a dozen roses, stip the pettels off, and line the floor of the bed room, and bath room, candle lite room and bath, set up the bed for a full body massage.

got get some nice smelling massage oil.

some chocolate covered strawberrys and some champaine

when she comes home, YOU are her servent BUT 1st thing 1st.
get that al set up.



take her out to dinner, to what EVER she likes the most.


then when you get back home, blind fold her make her sit on the sofa, got lite all the candles, and take her up stairs, and then take off the blind fold.

from there let her know, i am your servent, take her into the bath, and BATH her, "no fucking around, no touchy shit, no finger in the ass" BATH her, wash her hair, slowly.

when she is done, take her out of the bath, and dry her off, she is your female god.

then give her a rob, have her sit on the bed and serve her some strawberrys, and champaine, GENTLE rub her feet and and lower legs, DONT look at her, that will make her giggle or act weird funny, "you are there to serve her"

when she has had her fill, de rob her, and start where ever, but give her a full body massage, "smooth gentle/medium firm stroking all over "swedish", then again "no fucking around, touchy but hole or trying to get some" when you are all done, then you let her fall to sleep.

she will love this!
WOW nice idea!!! I tought you would put porn in that somehow, but I'm impressed
I hope my wife doesn't see this!!!!!

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and BATH her, "no fucking around, no touchy shit, no finger in the ass" BATH her,
sounds like someones been BUSTED on this!! I laughed for 10 minutes on this!! I picture you getting the ceramic soap dish to the cranium before you can get your finger out!!!

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Tell her she don't have to wash your clothes or the dishes till tomorrow mornin' then, as much trouble as it is, tro one in er just to make her happy. No need to thank me.
lol...Once you've been married for a longer while you'll understand.
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Candle lit dinner (either at home... take out... or at a restaurant). If you want some MEGA points, stop by an organic food store with pre-made meals that you just have to bake. I made my girl some Baked lobster, wrapped in salmon, with a kale rice pilaf side and crabcakes. All I had to do was nuke the rice, and toss the salmon and crabcakes into the oven for a half hour.... and hide the containers. No distractions/TV/Kids/other couples. Have flowers for her, in a vase. Talk to her about her day, her work, her friends, her plans for the next couple of weeks.

As painful as it may be... listen to what she's saying. Use phrases like, 'that's very interesting, tell me more" and "I've never thought of it quite that way before.". When she describes friends that you don't know... use follow up's that describe her friends based on some negative attribute... such as "is that the one with the frizzy hair, extra chin, hair lip"... note: do not pick a flaw that she has.

Clean up the dishes, and have desert already portion out and ready to be served. Options here include Dole Tropical Fruit (the one with papaya... play the "guess the fruit" game). Chocolate Mousse. or... if you have a high end organic food store near you... pick up a raspberry chocolate mousse... or some very exotic looking desert. Hell, even dominicks German Chocolate cake is pretty damn good.

Serve wine, two bottles outta do it. One for dinner, one for desert.

If it's chilly outside, light a fire in the fireplace.
If it's warm, go for a walk... preferably to a park.

AVOID TELEVISION.

Grab a CD from her car and put it in the home stereo.
Have her teach you a card game, or talk about her grandparents.

Whatever you do... make sure she makes the first move towards naked funtimes... otherwise she'll look at it like you think it's a reward that you're due.

And... +1 for the shocker.
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No shit!! That sounds awesome!

I definatly recommend cooking her dinner. Dont buy it from somewhere unless you are a horrible cook. Also, try to cook something she loves, but hasnt had in a long time. Like something her mom or grandmother used to make alot when she was a kid. (If you actually call her mom or grandmother for ideas and recipes, they will tell her, and you will get even more points!)

Movies are nice ways to relax. When Harry Met Sally, 50 First Dates, or Pretty Woman are good chick flicks that actually arent that bad, and most girls love them. Dont pick anything loud or obnoxious unless she really really likes that stuff.

Set up a nice bubble bath for her, with lots of candles, smelly oils, and nice warm water. Have champaigne waiting for her by the tub. She might want to be bathed, but sometimes its nice just to soak by yourself. Give her a massage after.

Most of all, be creative. You know her better than us, so you will have a better idea what will please her the best.

Oh, and if you get champaigne, go with a brut. Korbel is very cheap, and actually pretty drinkable. Dry champaignes are kinda gross. And make sure there are strawberries to eat with it, it brings out the flavor.

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No shit!! That sounds awesome!

I definatly recommend cooking her dinner. Dont buy it from somewhere unless you are a horrible cook. Also, try to cook something she loves, but hasnt had in a long time. Like something her mom or grandmother used to make alot when she was a kid. (If you actually call her mom or grandmother for ideas and recipes, they will tell her, and you will get even more points!)

Movies are nice ways to relax. When Harry Met Sally, 50 First Dates, or Pretty Woman are good chick flicks that actually arent that bad, and most girls love them. Dont pick anything loud or obnoxious unless she really really likes that stuff.

Set up a nice bubble bath for her, with lots of candles, smelly oils, and nice warm water. Have champaigne waiting for her by the tub. She might want to be bathed, but sometimes its nice just to soak by yourself. Give her a massage after.

Most of all, be creative. You know her better than us, so you will have a better idea what will please her the best.

Oh, and if you get champaigne, go with a brut. Korbel is very cheap, and actually pretty drinkable. Dry champaignes are kinda gross. And make sure there are strawberries to eat with it, it brings out the flavor.

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but what about a finger in the cookie jar? not recommended??

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yes i am but i flurt, and if a female can keep her sugga daddy on the down low its all good
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I will recommend you do what Odyssey did .................none of that hs shit, if she is a lady she will appreciate the "special care" that you show her. Plus, what girl doesnt want a servant boy now & then!

My question is: where do I find that kind of service, is there a sign up sheet?!
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