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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 04-27-2005, 10:32 AM Thread Starter
 
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How to get ass smell out of seat cushion?

Post your sure fire cure!

Seriously... too much sweating lately.
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try washing your ass more often for starters.

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try washing your ass more often for starters.
I will take this suggestion and report back.
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Or how about wearing some pants when you go sit in front of your porno. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Damn.................wth did I wonder into.............thanks for ruining my lunch guys!
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Damn.................wth did I wonder into.............thanks for ruining my lunch guys!
Your only 6 posts into the site, you'll find out it gets worse.

Go get an enima ya dirty bastard!

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Hold on!
Either the smell is that bad and you got a wiff while standing in which case throw outthe sofa and repeat what Vcook said sevral times using a Brillo pad

OR..........

WTF are you doing smelling seats??? Thats not part of my cleaning regimon.. THE WIFF TEST?

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Damn.................wth did I wonder into.............thanks for ruining my lunch guys!

With a title like "How to get ass smell out of seat cushion?" you only have yourself to blame for clicking the link lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Damn.................wth did I wonder into.............thanks for ruining my lunch guys!
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um....a new couch maybe?...WTF?
remind me now to go to your house if you ever have a party....
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With a title like "How to get ass smell out of seat cushion?" you only have yourself to blame for clicking the link lol
True dat & thanks for making me feel like "one of the guys" already And I think sometimes men need to keep shit like this to themselves, seriously! But maybe he should use some "feminine product" to help dat ass funk!
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She said DOUCHE that ASS!!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes I get that not to fresh feeling...

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She said DOUCHE that ASS!!!!!!!!!

Now that is funny! lol

This thread was just a setup for you to get hit boss.


Anyways, try Febreeze. The commercials act like it's the be all to end all stuff for odors. If that doesn't work, check out the ammonia suggestion I guess. Or the old fashioned way, scrub with some kind of soap, water and a bucket.
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Get it?

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LOL Vcooks helping for those of us who can't read very well... just follow the pictures little man.

Ass smell eh?? Sure does sound like a hygiene problem to me. If you sweat a lot and come home stinky.. take a shower before you spread your stink onto your home belongings. If you feel like you're gonna rip ass, stand up and walk outside to let it fly.. I hope this is a joke thread! We really shouldn't have to be telling you this stuff! heh
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after you do the febreze stuff, try using a sofa cover that you can throw in the washer/dryer to clean. also try burping more instead of farting...
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Go this route on your next purchase. Allows easy clean up of all CRACK smells and fluids.......

1) Crack Whore
2) ASS CRACK
3) Cooter Juice

etc.... you get the picture right?


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You guys are to much... Now I know why general productivity levels have droped 29% in 3 years.

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One Nasty Seat Cushion! Bwah haha!


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How to get the ass smell out of the seat.......you should just stand up

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