so I am on my way to work, following this big red neck, lifted truck thru traffic and around a right hand turn. We both want to make a left turn at the next light and hit a bit of stop and go traffic. Out of no where, this idiot in a jeep wrangler pulls up about 2 inches behind my bike. I turned around and held up my arms like WTF?!
So traffic starts moving and it takes me a second to get back on the clutch and this pisses the guy off in the wrangler so he slams on the gas pedal, bunny hops his tires, and almost skids into me. NOW I'M PISSED. After we turn, I pull up next to him at a red light and get into a bit of an altercation with him.
This is the clean versin because every other word out of my mouth was a swear.
Me: You're a real f*cking hero d*[email protected]
Him: I OWN bikes and that's not how you drive, swerving in and out of cars.
Me: Obviously you don't RIDE them, otherwise you'd know it's called changing lanes f*cko
so before I acted any more childish and really got into a screaming match with this idiot (cuz I wanted to pull him out of his car and
), the big burly guy in the truck I was following (who was still in front of me) rolls down his window and yells (in the best Larry the Cable Guy, get er done voice) LEAVE ER ALONE!
He yelled that like 3 times and it made the guy in the wrangler shut up real quick, the light turned green, and the wrangle idiot stayed about a mile behind me till he turned ha ha he must have thought that big red neck guy was with me
all I could do was laugh