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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 10-17-2002, 11:36 PM Thread Starter
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what would be your porn name?

if i remember right...(and i sure you guys will correct me if i am wrong)
the old saying was to figure it was your first name and the name of the street you grew up on?
so if this holds true mine is

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Re: what would be your porn name?

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the butt buster

Whoa! What kinda porn are we talkin about here, ken.

I guess I'm Stephen Kenmore. AKA... Dick Wazzinia.

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Actually ken I think the way you do your porn name is to take the name of your first pet and then your street name. As for me, it would be Duffy Chancel.
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Actually ken I think the way you do your porn name is to take the name of your first pet and then your street name. As for me, it would be Duffy Chancel.
hahahaha in that case mine would be Bud James. I had two frogs and a neut named Bud, Weis, and Er.

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in that case it would be
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for the butt love porn..i would be in your seymore butts movies...chick who dig anal sex



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(wow..that's a really shitty porn name )

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I thought it was your middle name and then your street name?

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either way it doesnt quite work
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too bad we didn't live on Daisy when you were born Lupi.

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I too was under the impression that it was middle name and street name. In that case, mine is... Scott Nevada. Simple and to the point, I like it. The real test is what is your transexual name. The name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. In my case... Dylan Hraha. Here's hoping I get to go into porn, as a man.

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too bad we didn't live on Daisy when you were born Lupi.
no....but it never said where you were born....DUH...just where you lived as a child...and where did WE live as kids? Besides, do you even have any clue what street name that house was on? Oh...and don't lie and make one up. I'll check with the P's!
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I too was under the impression that it was middle name and street name. In that case, mine is... Scott Nevada. Simple and to the point, I like it. The real test is what is your transexual name. The name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. In my case... Dylan Hraha. Here's hoping I get to go into porn, as a man.

this is getting better than the what i used to look like thread
you can call me Vince Wyatt or better yet yoshi takehara(transexual name)
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Wow.... I'd be COCO NINA.
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Hmmmmm....

Savage Glenwood?

Kinda has a ring to it...

Hey - who can name the three Chicago streets that rhyme with "vagina"?

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Hey - who can name the three Chicago streets that rhyme with "vagina"?
Hey I live on one of them! Melvina , Paulina and Lunt

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