Join Date: May 2002
Sportbike: looking to get dirty!
Years Riding: long time
How you found us: SBN
If bikers ran the Country
If Bikers Ran The Country
The wearing of ties to work by men would be frowned on, as would the wearing of bras and panties for women.
The opening days of Sturgis and Daytona would be national holidays.
Third world dictators would be dealt with in the same manner as one would deal with a wino who just puked on his scoot.
All money from traffic violations would go into a huge keg fund.
Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him.
Tattoos would be funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.
The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common hangover.
Sexual harassment laws would be more open to interpretation and would allow for the fact that most men are really basically just pigs.
Global warming would be encouraged since riding in the snow is such a pain in the ass.
Brian (F.K.A. Crazy)
“You can’t escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.”