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Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a
bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month
I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to
have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom
and on her way said that I knew where the front
door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a
good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and
he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I
thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! God what a scum bag!
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Tell his fiance that he failed the test ! But her mother gives the best lip service in the world.

Then let her confront her parents !

No way would I marry into a screwed up family like that !
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is that a true story? hilarious either way
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well unfortunately you choose the partner and get the baggage that comes with it.

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I would have walked right past the father -in-law and got the condom and walked inside. For the simple reason if I walked outside and saw the guy standing there I would have thought it as a joke and there is NO WAY I would want to marry into that family now!



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