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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-23-2002, 10:49 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the day

Halloween party
> A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
> doesn't
> know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
> costume company to explain his problem.
> A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
> cover
> your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
> pirate.
> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
> The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
> wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
> receives another parcel and a note, which says:
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
> leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
> Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
> Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
> wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
> another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and
> a
> note, which reads:
> Dear Sir,
> Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your
> bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

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good one I gave a copy to one of the guys here with a fake leg. he got a good chuckle from it

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