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DON'T drink and carve pumpkins, cause it leads to weird stuff

to many beers and a perverted mind, anyone want some pumpkin pie when i am done?

you get the hole wet



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and then its ready to use



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How you gonna feel anything with such a big hole?



Planning on throwing the sock on?

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How you gonna feel anything with such a big hole?



Planning on throwing the sock on?


too funny.

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yep the sock goes over my thing, and its STILL a very snug fit



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OMG... now I've seen everything
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-29-2002, 09:00 PM
 
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ALRIGHT FREEZE!!!

Put down the pumpkin, back away slowly, and nobody will get hurt. Don't make this any harder for yourself than it has to be.
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OMG

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hey nice pumpkin, does she have a friend?
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-30-2002, 12:19 AM
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Hey Ken is that a pumkin on your lap or are you just happy to see me


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Dixon, IL- Police arrested Jon Terrence McCarter, a 27 year old white male, resident of Dixon, IL, in the Sanderson Pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. McCarter will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

McCarter went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, McCarter apparently failed to notice the Dixon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (McCarter) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached McCarter. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'

He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn! Is it midnight already?'"
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Yeah Ken you are a sick puppy!



Just what did you use to cut the hole with?


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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-30-2002, 08:54 AM
 
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I was afraid to read this thread and now I know why.



Quite funny but at the same time a bit... disturbing
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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-30-2002, 09:45 AM
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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 10-30-2002, 10:26 PM Thread Starter
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damm i hadly remember posting that....i wonder what else did i do?


oh well now you guys know i freanch kiss and pork pumpkins....



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[Boh well now you guys know i freanch kiss and pork pumpkins.... [/B]
Wish I didnt

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