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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 09-22-2005, 10:38 AM Thread Starter
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Under or Over?

Ok so I was at my Uncles house and went to the bathroom to get some tissue and noticed his toliet paper was goin under... it was very strage? In my house we have it go over... is it just me or is that weird?
Toliet paper is suposed to go over people, it's the only right way!
So I made it so it went over, next day I got a call asking if I did it! Guess people notice that shit! I never really did till then...

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under!!! its easier to tear off that way.

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no way, then it hangs there... and you have to hold it down then pull it.. over all you have to do it rip it off

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under!!! its easier to tear off that way.
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no way, then it hangs there... and you have to hold it down then pull it.. over all you have to do it rip it off
+1

And when its over its right there in front of you, no wasted time searching for the end of the roll.

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Over!!!!!!!!!!! Poll has been posted sucka's!

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Don't matter as long as there is tp there.

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under so if you have a crazy ass child that like to spin that shit the toilet paper stays and spins... over and you'll be rollin that shit back up
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+1

And when its over its right there in front of you, no wasted time searching for the end of the roll.

Over
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If you've ever had a cat empty an entire roll onto the floor and sleep on it you might switch to under.

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Over, all you guys that say under must buy white toilet paper. If it has a print on it, the print is on the outside... so it has to come OVER. If it came under... you wouldn't get to see that pretty design.

Of course, as a general rule, if you ever walk into a bathroom that has is WRONG (under) then by all means, do the right thing and CORRECT it before you leave.

Speaking of leaves... do you wipe with the top side (shiny) or the bottom side (matte finish)?

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under so if you have a crazy ass child that like to spin that shit the toilet paper stays and spins... over and you'll be rollin that shit back up
Kittens like to do that too.

Under all the way!!!

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Over is the only way!!!!!!!!!

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Kittens like to do that too.

Under all the way!!!
very true. my kitten did that too until I ate him for thanksgiving.
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Quote:
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very true. my kitten did that too until I ate him for thanksgiving.
And i don't think he;s joking..

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very true. my kitten did that too until I ate him for thanksgiving.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm! yummy!

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Over is the high class way to go. You crazy hillbillies with yoru under stuff. Might as well use some bark.

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Over is the high class way to go. You crazy hillbillies with yoru under stuff. Might as well use some bark.
high class way is to use a bidet
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high class way is to use a bidet
or wet whipes, as it has been discussed in another thread

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Hotels alway have it over, with a neat fold on the end.

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Hotels alway have it over, with a neat fold on the end.
that's because hotel toilet paper holders only rotate clock wise.
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Against the grain

Under. I don't have a problem searchin' for it. Plus I don't have to try to yank it just right to avoid the whole roll come out.

Depending on howl much liquid and corn I've had, I can cut 3 sheets to 10 sheets in one precise swipe.

Over is over rated.
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very true. my kitten did that too until I ate him for thanksgiving.
What are you - ALF?!
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UNDER for normal humans. Over is for those 'wanna be' peeps who think the pretentious asshole, politically correct, maladjusted rich folk believe "it's the way it should be".
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Over is by far the only way, I will take the time to switch it if a guest screws up and puts it on backwords

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