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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-26-2005, 03:58 PM Thread Starter
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I just ripped ass at work lol

I just ripped ass at work lol I was getting up from my chair when, out of no where, my ass exploded! lol That sucker was LOUD.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Funny we were just talking about the ripping ass at work. We decided to just go into the bathroom if you've got a lot of it and pretend to wash your hands.

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Everytime i let 1 go my gf gets pissed due to the extremely horrific smell, so now, everytime i feel 1 coming i must step OUT of the vehicle and continue to do so until the smell has exited my pants.

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That is completely awesome. I too, just let one rip here at work. It is perhaps the smelliest one I've had in a while.

I like to baste in the smell for while, enjoying my creation before sharing it with others.
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So who was around to hear it?

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Everytime i let 1 go my gf gets pissed due to the extremely horrific smell, so now, everytime i feel 1 coming i must step OUT of the vehicle and continue to do so until the smell has exited my pants.
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It was silent, baby! Those are the best kind. I can hold it in a let it out a little at a time, that way the stink lasts longer and nobody will know its coming. How awesome is that?
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I just ripped ass at work lol I was getting up from my chair when, out of no where, my ass exploded! lol That sucker was LOUD.
you REALLY should eat something besides Chipotle for breakfast/snack/lunch/snack/dinner. peeeeeyeeeeeew

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I had some customers in my office that had a little yorkie dog with them that was ljust laying there and while we were talking it let a really long one loose, it was soooo stinky i could taste it on the roof of my mouth!!!
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So who was around to hear it?

A few of the inside sales reps heard it, one of which was on the phone lol I'm still shocked I had no warning. It came out of nowhere like a 12 year old is his daddy's porn collection. I'm just glad I didn't crap my pants. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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A few of the inside sales reps heard it, one of which was on the phone lol

I hope he didn't start gagging.


I've got a fan on my desk, and when I let one rip I just turn it on to disperse the smell. I've been doing this for two and a half years and no one has caught on that when the fan goes on I've been farting.

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Yeah, we have been talking about it. Not sure yet.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Don't you wish we could upgrade our asses to amplify the sound (like upgrading pipe on a bike)?

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Don't you wish we could upgrade our asses to amplify the sound (like upgrading pipe on a bike)?
just pucker your asshole a little more....it gets louder....a little more high pitched...but louder none the less.

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This is right up there in my top ten of useless threads




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I can't believe it got more posts than my solution to global warming thread.
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Talking you sure

Are you sure you didn't shit your undies. while you were at it??

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Haha.. that's awesome.


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Amazed this post is still going. All like to share when John passes gas at the office.




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