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post #1 of 80 (permalink) Old 09-30-2005, 10:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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favorite movie quotes........

i got inspired from another thread...a reference to caddy shack...post up your favorite movie quote...this is one of mine...

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

bill murray - caddy shack
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So tough to choose, but would have to go with this one.

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ive only got two things in this world, my word and my balls ,and i dont breakthem for nobody........
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ive only got two things in this world, my word and my balls ,and i dont breakthem for nobody........
oh man!!! that reminds me of another good one...

"There is only two people in this world that i trust...One of them is me, and the other one is not you..."

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Oh no i see this thread gettin very long, espically when Biggy sees it. So many great quotes in movies and so many to choose from...

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the ending quote of rambo I first blood. Used it as my signature.

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and another

"You knocked him down, why dont you try knocking me down now" Stallone Rocky V
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I'll sum them all up with one quote, but there are so many good ones from this movie. In my mind, his movie has produced more memorable quotes than any other film:


"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?"

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I'll sum them all up with one quote, but there are so many good ones from this movie. In my mind, his movie has produced more memorable quotes than any other film:


"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?"

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Yeah, that was a nice clip. I love when he says "You are all equally worthless."

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Another good quote.

"What good is a phone call, when your unable to speak."

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I'll sum them all up with one quote, but there are so many good ones from this movie. In my mind, his movie has produced more memorable quotes than any other film:


"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?"

Here's a link to the sound file
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"I don't know, must be a king"
"Why?"
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Who's that there?"
"I don't know, must be a king"
"Why?"
"Cuz he hasn't got shit all over him"
YES!!!!!!!!
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