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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 04:20 PM Thread Starter
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F*uck i just stepped on my d*ick!

Ouch!



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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 04:21 PM
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... man and ya give me shit for prolonging unnecessary threads, ass!
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i never give anyone shit, wtf you talking about you POLLACK!

get to strats tonight huh?

havent seen you or that rust bucket you call your bike



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i never give anyone shit, wtf you talking about you POLLACK!

get to strats tonight huh?

havent seen you or that rust bucket you call your bike
maybe... too much shit to do, to little money, not enough time...

rust bucket? sucka please
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post #5 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 04:28 PM Thread Starter
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hey i hear ya, well hope things get better.



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F*uck i just stepped on my d*ick!

Ouch!
well pick it up and put it back in your wife's purse. she might want to do something with that later
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F*uck i just stepped on my d*ick!
How the hell did you do that? Were you sitting indian style?
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well i might as well close my thread..cause that 1 GREAT comeback that i dont how to get myself out of



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What was your foot doing in your mouth ?



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What was your foot doing in your mouth ?


That was great.
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i am not gay bro, so thoughts like that never crossed my mine SICKO!



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your foot that small !!!!!

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What was your foot doing in your mouth ?


That is great

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F*uck i just stepped on my d*ick!
well isn't that a coincidence?! I just hit myself in the eye with my boob.
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well isn't that a coincidence?! I just hit myself in the eye with my boob.

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post #21 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 12:07 AM
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What was your foot doing in your mouth ?


Classic Tom, good one!!

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post #22 of 22 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 03:42 AM
 
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take some viagra and harden that dick up, or buy a dick bra.
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