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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 08:57 PM Thread Starter
 
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Who is EMR?

And if he were to die today, God forbid, what should I remember him for?
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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-05-2005, 09:17 PM
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you have been here for a year and you don't know?
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And if he were to die today, God forbid, what should I remember him for?
remember him for the feces he'll throw in your hair the next time you disrespect him.

(or something like that)
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remember him for the feces he'll throw in your hair the next time you disrespect him.

(or something like that)
I did not disrespect him.

My Moon ways are too far advanced for your comprehension.
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ok this thread is lame. well, weird.

no more for me.
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ok this thread is lame. well, weird.

no more for me.
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i'm really scared.

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And you said you were done.

You'll be back, they all will.
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Where do I sign up? I'm planning to race next year, and I spank my monkey all the time so it's pretty damned evil!

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post #14 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-06-2005, 12:20 AM
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EMR is those guys that own PhotoShop and that HUGE trailer!!

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Where do I sign up? I'm planning to race next year, and I spank my monkey all the time so it's pretty damned evil!
Membership is through invite only.

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Regretfully, I don't have the time to discuss/reveal the merits of EMR. Sometime perhaps.

I do however have the time to tell you that ATHF is a pretty funny show - and that TS Eliot was using "The love Song of EMR" as a working title.

Dig that!

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Membership is through invite only.
Well damn, I guess then I'll just have to stop spanking the monk..... ah who am I kidding?

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BTW, I think that it's fair to say that any female who tattoos that image on their left buttock is IN!!!

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BTW, I think that it's fair to say that any female who tattoos that image on their left buttock is IN!!!
any female whose buttocks is big enough for that image isn't really the type I thought EMR rolled with....
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any female whose buttocks is big enough for that image isn't really the type I thought EMR rolled with....
I don't think he said it has to be to scale.
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I don't think he said it has to be to scale.

Thank you.

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Regretfully, I don't have the time to discuss/reveal the merits of EMR.
Yeah, because THAT would take a while.
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Yeah, because THAT would take a while.
Sodomize your mind.
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