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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2002, 12:57 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: Why it's great to be a man:

>Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
>The world is your urinal.
>You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too"icky."
>Same work ... more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
>One mood, ALL the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
>Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
>You can leave the motel bed unmade.
>You can kill your own food.
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
>You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
>You don't mooch off other's desserts.
>You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
>You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You don't have to shave below your neck.
>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2002, 08:31 PM
 
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How about these.

If you mention a problem, you want it fixed. You don't give a damn if the other person understands your feelings.

A few minutes is like five, ten tops. Not 120.

You know what the hell you're getting from a store, before leaving the house.

You know how to work the toliet seat, and can look before sitting.

You understand that if you look fat in this, you probably fricken are. And don't care.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-12-2002, 09:13 PM
Who's faster Lupi
 
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excellent list guys.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-13-2002, 03:46 AM
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So true. So True!!



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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-16-2002, 10:19 AM
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How to Impress A Woman:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV...
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