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" In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. "



Just thought you guys should know.... so speaking of this..... would you suggest having the bike on a chock, stands, or just kick-stand???

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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 09:58 AM
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Chock, if you move around too much on the Pit Bull, the bike is gonna fall. I recommend Baxley.



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And as always, I promote safe sex. Hate to have the bike fall over when you get distracted. (And wear your GEAR!)

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Chock or maybe stands. Kickstand is way too unstable. These damn sportbikes seats suck for that though. Now, those classic UJM seats, you could get your groove on those. Have to head to Wisconsin to find a girl that likes those bikes though.

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..... would you suggest having the bike on a chock, stands, or just kick-stand???
I say .... do it while riding!
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" In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. "



Just thought you guys should know.... so speaking of this..... would you suggest having the bike on a chock, stands, or just kick-stand???

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" In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. "



Just thought you guys should know.... so speaking of this..... would you suggest having the bike on a chock, stands, or just kick-stand???
Erin, Arent you having sex with a giant red dildo every time you straddle that thing....say around 6500 RPM?

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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Stay away from the kickstand. Tried it once and we both fell off the bike when it started to tip over. Funny thing is my first reaction was to catch the bike and not the girl. Needless to say no scratches on the bike.
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............ Needless to say no scratches on the bike.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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Needless to say no scratches on the bike.
Priorities! Girls can heal up... bikes cost $$!

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post #13 of 30 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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Erin, Arent you having sex with a giant red dildo every time you straddle that thing....say around 6500 RPM?


GO! GO! Flying Tomato!


Yeah.. just watch how I squeese tighter to my tank around those RPM's...

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Erin, Arent you having sex with a giant red dildo every time you straddle that thing....say around 6500 RPM?
No, if she wanted THAT she'd have a VTwin

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No, if she wanted THAT she'd have a VTwin

True, but don't v-twins dissentegrate at 6500?
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True, but don't v-twins dissentegrate at 6500?
Not Ducs, Hondas, or Suzuki sporting VTwins. My SV redlines at about 10K, revlimiters at about 12K.

Cruisers, yes, those will probably blow up at 6500 rpms (VRod excluded).

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My centerstand on the Fazer worked just fine. As long as you don't go side to side to much. And once she's locked down the bike really doesn't move. I paid attention to what was up with the bike so that the centerstand wouldn't fold. Had a blast.
The only problem is that it's not the most comfortable screw. And trying to be alert of other people walking into the garage.
I thought you guys knew you can have size plus the motion in the ocean to be a great rider.
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I say .... do it while riding!
nothing like getting a hand job while riding

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Well no matter if you do it while riding or parked on its stand or in a chock make sure you wear your "gear". Better wear all your gear just in case you fall off too for that matter. And if she's ugly give her a helmet with a tinted visor.
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nothing like getting a hand job while riding
Why haven't I thought of this before?

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I think this belongs in this thread.. It reminds me of someone..




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I think this belongs in this thread.. It reminds me of someone..
Was there boob-grabbing at the party and I didn't know about it?

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nothing like getting a hand job while riding

Dude, use honda polish on your bike, it will give your tank a better shine than throat yogurt.

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Dude, use honda polish on your bike, it will give your tank a better shine than throat yogurt.
I don't think the handjob had anything to do with bike maintenance.... just a thought....

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Was there boob-grabbing at the party and I didn't know about it?
Not while I was there..




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I don't think the handjob had anything to do with bike maintenance.... just a thought....
I guess hes got a throttle lock too, or hes lefty, Im righty, and I need that hand to stay on the throttle clip-on.

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I guess hes got a throttle lock too, or hes lefty, Im righty, and I need that hand to stay on the throttle clip-on.

Uhhhh.... again... where are you today???? I think he had a passenger.... doing the stick-shifting...

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Uhhhh.... again... where are you today????
Im in a happy place.......like always.

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Chock, if you move around too much on the Pit Bull, the bike is gonna fall. I recommend Baxley.
I have to disagree with that statement. My rear PitBull is very sturdy.

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Front and rear stands on the racebike. Put the Tl on the kickstand and go at it pressed up on it the other way facing the handle bars, good times. The stands didnt let the race bike move for us at all, even at blackhawk...

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