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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 05:19 PM Thread Starter
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i just lost 2 pounds

TOOK A MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHIT!



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did it require one flush or multiple?

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1/2 roll of TP 6 baby whipes, 5 flushes and a shower



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1/2 roll of TP 6 baby whipes, 5 flushes and a shower
and all you lost was 2 pounds, women have babies and need less attention then that...

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i got a hairy ass crack.



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i got a hairy ass crack.
you would never know looking at your head...

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this thread has gone to SHIT....

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ummmmm, ......YES!

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post #13 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-19-2005, 06:49 PM
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You know what's cool is when you don't wipe you ass for one poop and the hair gets all stuck together. Then the next time you go poop it's like strainer and the poop looks like playdough. It hurts a little, but I recommend it to anyone who is bored.
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ummmmm, ......YES!

(I know, I know, it was a rhetorical quote! I just had to answer!)

That wasn't a rhetorical question, that's a real one. I've taken dumps that I stand up straighter.

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Pretty much does away with the need for Titanium tho......


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I can't believe there's two pages of total nonsense on this!

How come the not so serious threads NEVER get jacked here?

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that's cuz a good thread jack usually dumbs things down to detract from it...it's hard to get any dumber than this
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You know what's cool is when you don't wipe you ass for one poop and the hair gets all stuck together. Then the next time you go poop it's like strainer and the poop looks like playdough. It hurts a little, but I recommend it to anyone who is bored.
Wow...thats all I got........wow

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I recommend it to anyone who is bored.

dear lord, people.
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You know what's cool is when you don't wipe you ass for one poop and the hair gets all stuck together. Then the next time you go poop it's like strainer and the poop looks like playdough. It hurts a little, but I recommend it to anyone who is bored.

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On a serious note, have ya ever felt a huge shit c'monin on and weighed yourself before and after just to see how much it was?




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post #27 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-20-2005, 12:40 PM Thread Starter
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YEP, thats why i know i lost 2 pounds.



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Last week I let one go that was so damn long it went in the shitter hole and poked out the the top of the water. I call it the Loch Ness monster shit At first I thought it was a snake coming up from the pot and almost jumped off.

What is frightening Ken is that after reading your title for your post I already guessed what it was about. I am either as sick as you or you have polluted my mind even further than it was


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Ever force your shit out so hard you hear a popping noise and a little turn comes flying out, splashing ridiculous amount of water up your bunghole? (True story)

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Ever force your shit out so hard you hear a popping noise and a little turn comes flying out, splashing ridiculous amount of water up your bunghole? (True story)

HDTony likes to call this "The Depth Charge"
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