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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-22-2005, 01:09 AM Thread Starter
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Balls!!!!

put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, suck 'em!!!!



that is all.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-22-2005, 01:20 AM
 
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I've got the saltiest balls in town....
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I like chef's chocolate salty balls
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who's got big balls?

I've got big balls

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turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
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You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I believe I got in trouble a while back for making reference to “No one can resist my Schweaty balls” and now you people think this is funny?


“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”


Yeah, it's still funny.
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no ill ag, no its still not...
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right...................

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Yeah, it's still funny.


Pete Schweddy: Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year - Zucchini Bread, Fruitcake.. but the thing that I most like to bring out this time of year are my Balls.

Teri Rialto: Mmm.. Balls.. Tell us about your Balls, Pete.

Pete Schweddy: Well, over at Season's Eatings, we have Balls for every taste. Popcorn Balls, Cheese Balls, Rum Balls.. you name it.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow! My mouth's watering just thinking about those Balls!

Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Would you like to see my Balls now?

Margeret Jo McCullen: Yeah. Whip them out.

[ Pete places a tray of Balls on the control board ]

Teri Rialto: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..

Margeret Jo McCullen: They're bigger than I expected.

Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Look at that, Teri - the way they glisten.

Pete Schweddy: That's because make sure that each one of my Balls gets plenty of oil.

Margeret Jo McCullen: I can't help but, notice, Pete - your Balls are a little misshapen.

Pete Schweddy: That's because I rested them on a hot stove too long.

Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.

Pete Schweddy: Go ahead. But be careful, they're very delicate.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth around his Balls.

Teri Rialto: [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..

Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.

Margeret Jo McCullen: [ chewing ] Wow, Pete.. I have to say - your Balls are so tender..

Pete Schweddy: Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Wow.. Schweddy Balls. Nothing like a Schweddy Ball.

Teri Rialto: Good Balls.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Mmm.. good times.

Teri Rialto: Good times.. Mmm.. our producer is telling us it's time to wrap it up.
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Yeah, yeah it is still funny!
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Originally Posted by ill_ag
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I believe I got in trouble a while back for making reference to “No one can resist my Schweaty balls” and now you people think this is funny?


“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”
“No one can resist my Schweaty balls”

Yeah, it's still funny.
actually i was thinkig of chef some southpark, but the SNL sketchs were classic too.

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actually i was thinkig of chef some southpark, but the SNL sketchs were classic too.
aren't all ball references created equal?
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actually i was thinkig of chef some southpark, but the SNL sketchs were classic too.
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