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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-23-2005, 07:29 AM Thread Starter
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How stupid can you be?? Damn I'm pissed!

Okay, I got like 3 hours of sleep last night so I'm already in a crummy mood. Yesterday before I went to the Sox game I took my gf to Giradono's on Jackson. I only ate two pieces out of my 10" stuffed pizza and took the rest back to the breakroom in my office to eat on Sunday (today) while at work.

So a little bit ago I go the fridge and pull out the Giradono's bag, bring it over to the microwave, and my mouth is watering. I'm hungry and some pizza for breakfast will hit the spot. I open the styrofoam box and there are only 3 pieces left of my pizza. Upon further inspection there's all kinds of green crap in the pizza... jalepenos and peppers! I didn't order than in my pizza. I then realized what happened.

Some stupid dumb brainless moronic muthaf*cker mixed up my Pepporni/Mushroom 4 piece pizza for his 3 piece pizza with all that other crap on it. One would think that after the first bite this MENSA candidate would have realized that this wasn't his pizza, since he'd eaten 1/2 of it already. But NOOOO. My entire pizza is gone.

I know that it happened between 3pm yesterday and 5am this morning. I also know that the cleaning lady doesn't come in on the weekends. There is a good chance it was eaten here. So I went and searched every single trash can on the 18th floor for a Giradono's bag and/or styrofoam box. Nothing. There's one room I haven't checked, which is staffed 24/7, the Network Operations Center. Those guys are always eating pizza. I asked the guys in there if they ate any pizza and both said nope. Damn! I was going to wait until shift change to see if they are lying, but I'm damn hungry, damn tired, and damn pissed!!!


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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-23-2005, 07:44 AM
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That kind of [email protected] happens at my work now. Someone really likes my suger free Red Bull. When I find them they'll have my foot up there a$$.

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At previews work place somebody was steeling sandwiches.
We never could find out who was doing it.
So one of my Spanish friends got some Insanity sauce,
and we purred a lot in one sandwich.
After a while that idiot snitched that power bomb.
In a minute we know who he was.
He burn his mouth, and who knows what else
plus probably could not shit for a week.
He never had our sandwiches again.

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At previews work place somebody was steeling sandwiches.
We never could find out who was doing it.
So one of my Spanish friends got some Insanity sauce,
and we purred a lot in one sandwich.
After a while that idiot snitched that power bomb.
In a minute we know who he was.
He burn his mouth, and who knows what else
plus probably could not shit for a week.
He never had our sandwiches again.
Priceless

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This is funny stuff. I think you guys best solution is to get a microfridge in your cubicle or office if possible. Maybe put your lunch in a locked cash box instead of a lunch bad. That dude that ate your pizza didn't like the halepenos on his, so he decided to trade.

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Chris are you sure thewy didn't screw up at Giradano's? Maybe they gave you someones else's piaza?

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or perhaps the guy that mixed up the pizza, took it home to eat?

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Chris are you sure thewy didn't screw up at Giradano's? Maybe they gave you someones else's piaza?
Not likely considering he's talkin about his leftover's and he'd have noticed after 2 slices that it was the wrong pizza... unlike his apparently slow-minded co-worker

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post #10 of 29 (permalink) Old 10-24-2005, 12:47 AM
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somone accidentally grabbed my bottled water once and I didn't even know and then I got a long e-mail with this long apology and the next morning there were breakfast tacos and coffee on my desk waiting. All for an .80 bottle of water. not bad. I should put all the shit I have at home that I don't like into the work fridge, right?!
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somone accidentally grabbed my bottled water once and I didn't even know and then I got a long e-mail with this long apology and the next morning there were breakfast tacos and coffee on my desk waiting. All for an .80 bottle of water. not bad. I should put all the shit I have at home that I don't like into the work fridge, right?!
That's what you get for being hot and female, the rest of us just get our pizza taken away

Actually, when I first started at this company, I started eating lunch with this one girl... barely even knew her and ate with her twice, and on like the third day as she was sitting there, in the middle of conversation, I just picked up her soda and started drinking it, without asking or even skipping a beat... the look on her face was priceless

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That's what you get for being hot and female, the rest of us just get our pizza taken away

Actually, when I first started at this company, I started eating lunch with this one girl... barely even knew her and ate with her twice, and on like the third day as she was sitting there, in the middle of conversation, I just picked up her soda and started drinking it, without asking or even skipping a beat... the look on her face was priceless


I guess if you can't trade spit the traditional way, time to resort to tougher tactics.

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That's what you get for being hot and female, the rest of us just get our pizza taken away
I think maybe the guy was more scared that I'd chew him out.
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Theres one solution. make a plate of Ex lax brownies and stick them in the fridge.

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No there is a better solution.

Send an e-mail to everyone saying that you have a "cond0tion" or you are in a weight loss study and that your Pizza contained medicine for such condition or the program. Say to please contact you because your doctor has to make sure that the person is not allergic to this medicine because it is highly toxic to some people in the general public.

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Not likely considering he's talkin about his leftover's and he'd have noticed after 2 slices that it was the wrong pizza... unlike his apparently slow-minded co-worker
No, I think what rick meant, and what I was thinking also, was they took chills pizza in the back to box it up, and then mixed up his pizza with someone elses that was just boxed up. Chills, did you box the shit yourself, or did someone at giordonos box it?????????
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No, I think what rick meant, and what I was thinking also, was they took chills pizza in the back to box it up, and then mixed up his pizza with someone elses that was just boxed up. Chills, did you box the shit yourself, or did someone at giordonos box it?????????

Actually, I never thought of that. Rick and Nick, that is a very good point. The waiter took my pizza to the back to box it up and brought it back out. I didn't check to see if he put the right pizza in the box, I just assumed he did. Maybe no one in my office took my pizza at all.

Okay, I just went to the fridge to check and the pizza is still there. I left it in the office Sunday and all day yesterday because I called in sick. I think that the odds that the waiter screwed up are very high. In my fatigued state on Sunday I guess I made the wrong assumption.

Good thing I didn't go and start accusing people.

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I still think you should make some exlax brownies and pass them around the office just for the comedic effect




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Chills,

You've been watching too many CSI episodes

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You've been watching too many CSI episodes
I know what you mean, that showed has made me super paranoid about people and stuff happening. Like when I see the aftermath of an accident. I am replaying everything that I think happened in my head. Yeah, that show and Law and Order keep you on your toes.

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Chills,

You've been watching too many CSI episodes

My girlfriend and I watch them almost every night during dinner. DVR rocks.

Maybe I am a little paranoid... I mean I did go check all the trashcans for a pizza box. I'm sure if I had a fingerprint kit I'd have used that too.

I did have only 3 hours of sleep due to being at the World Series.

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I'm sure if I had a fingerprint kit I'd have used that too.


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set down the crackpipe chris...searching through every garbage can
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When I was in college, it was common practice to lick the top of every slice of leftover pizza and spit into your remaining 2 liter bottle of pop prior to putting it in the fridge for later comsumption.

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@ jcc rr and Phily-D.

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I still think you should make some exlax brownies and pass them around the office just for the comedic effect

+1
but leave it in the fridge instead and see who steals your brownies.
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See, I don't watch that CSI crap!

Gawd, how could you watch it during dinner chills, barf, too much natyness.

Glad the ick's could be of service.
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lol, I turn my head when they show the gross stuff. My gf has a stomach of steel when it comes to that show.

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