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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-16-2002, 04:19 PM Thread Starter
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This One Time In Band Camp,.......

there was this girl, she was kinda kinky, and she told me that she wanted to have sex, so i..................


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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-16-2002, 04:22 PM
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...helped her find someone, but then...

My wife thinks we're a bunch of Top Gun wannabes with our call signs, so for future reference, I'm Roger

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there was no one around in the camp, so went went back to her room, from there she was like take off my clothes, SO I DID,

she told me to touch her down there and i did, but i got scared cause she was wet?.........



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So {ken}says........Listen Baby, I dont mind sloppy seconds, infact it turns me on...........Would you mind if I went down and........

This is gonna hurt!
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so i did, but when i was going to go down on her i saw hooligan starring up at me

i FREAKED and ran out the room



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but not before I grabbed "the sock" which I have to this day.

My wife thinks we're a bunch of Top Gun wannabes with our call signs, so for future reference, I'm Roger

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so I took the sock and went off in the corner of the mens bathroom when a big black hairy man comes up behind me and says.....
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say man......... you are a pretty white boy, and I want you to take that sock and stick it...

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...where the sun don't shine. My name is Chocolate Thunder and I'm going to show you what it's like to have...........
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22" cock, now take me back to you lil camp and show me where this girl is at....



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So we went back to the camp with his 22" cock pressing againest my back. As we were walking back to the camp three monkeys jumped us and gang raped us. I got away but Chocolate Thunder didn't. As I was running through the woods I............
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-17-2002, 11:35 AM Thread Starter
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i could hear him scream and the sound of meat hitting the monkeys, the sounds were gross and scary, after a few moments i heard chocolate thunder calling me to come back....



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and on my chest.......
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So Ken went running back and kung fu kicked all those damn monkey's asses! When Ken helped Black thunder stand up he noticed that Black thunder was only wearing Make up and a strap -on! Then Ken realized it was only Chris ( Grover ).................







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