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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-18-2002, 04:36 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Friends:

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year
and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had
a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10
ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking,
and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7
swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the
partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.

On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is
gone.



Sincerely, Santa Claus

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-18-2002, 04:41 PM
 
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In the absence of Santa Claus... I think you should take over, Santa-Jim. You can spend your entire holiday bonus on wonderful gifts for everyone (I want carbon fiber pipes) and make sure that everyone enjoys the Christmas spirit! What a wonderful thing that would be for you to do
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Originally posted by Stydie
You can spend your entire holiday
Holiday bonus... what the hell is that. I got a gift certificate to Jewel for $19. 4th quarter results aren't out until early Feb.


Ya Santa-Jim... I want a lap timer and a steering damper for X-mas.
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uhhmm yeah a holiday bonus??? dont count on it, we dont get shit!! so instead i will be sending you all credit card apps and you can get your own stuff!!! no my address is not the billing address

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but anyone who wants Jim's address, send $5 in a self addressed return envelope to: ME

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