Join Date: Apr 2002
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: the smell
Probably a rerun but this guy is great!!!
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in
touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
I think being a minority does not make you noble or
victimized, and does not entitle you to anything, you
don't work for!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass
through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when
and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and
paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the
Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson practices, which branch of the Government he
gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running from them. I also think they have the right
to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless
of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most
powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to
These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents, a married man and woman.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and
this applies even if you are President of the United States.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American
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