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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:06 PM Thread Starter
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I love 68 year old sluts. That is all.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:07 PM
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post #3 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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I love 18 year old sluts. That is all.
You mean the ones that say they're 18 but are really 16?

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post #6 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 08:02 PM
 
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You mean the ones that say they're 18 but are really 16?
No he means the ones that are really 12 that say they are 18
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post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 11:23 PM
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Where are these 18yr old sluts u write about? Lets hit'em with a DUB.
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Got this girl lined up that wants to get boned by me and a friend....yeah ur tellin me. So I am just gunna videotape it. Any takers................?
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I love 18 year old sluts. That is all.
Really..thank you for sharing. We may have something in common

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post #13 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-19-2005, 03:30 AM
 
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Glad I turned 19 yesterday JK Not a slut, but most every guy that I know likes them too.

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My brother used to say, "If there's grass on the field, it's OK to play ball".
And just like in baseball, if there's too much grass on the field you just can't make the proper plays.



God that was the most lesbionic thing I think I've ever posted here. You people have me totally corrupted.
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post #17 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-20-2005, 07:09 AM Thread Starter
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Glad I turned 19 yesterday JK Not a slut, but most every guy that I know likes them too.
How you doin!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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What is the best thing to take your mind off the stresses of daily life?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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18 year old sluts!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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18 year old sluts!

LOL... ... keeps you feeling young eh?
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post #23 of 34 (permalink) Old 11-22-2005, 04:52 AM
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are those the pre or the post-op ones?
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post #24 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2006, 05:44 PM Thread Starter
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Did I mention that I love 68 year old sluts!!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Did I mention that I love 68 year old sluts!!

the day hooker from My name is earl?

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I think he missed a space between "6" and "8".
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the day hooker from My name is earl?

Her and the land lady from Kingpin - menage

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Can chicks still be "sluts" at that age? Be careful man, she could toss a hip at any second.


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Can chicks still be "sluts" at that age? Be careful man, she could toss a hip at any second.
Experience and gum jobs

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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