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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 05:11 PM Thread Starter
yo quiero su taco
 
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Dear EMR,

There is an all-female polish cleaning crew in the office nextdoor. I scoped out the babe-age, and it's mighty fine. Should I walk over there and ask them if they've ever seen a trouser snake?

Thanks in advance for your reply.


"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 05:40 PM
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Just show it to em, they wont understand the question, and they're most likely not legal so they wont press charges!

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:15 PM
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sounds like kegger has done this before...

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:24 PM
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If they are babes, probably Estonian
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-18-2005, 06:48 PM
 
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European babes are very lovely indeed
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-19-2005, 01:01 AM
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If you have to ask, you'll probably screw it up. You obviously need more training.
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-19-2005, 01:01 AM Thread Starter
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If you have to ask, you'll probably screw it up. You obviously need more training.
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-19-2005, 01:03 AM
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-19-2005, 03:19 AM
 
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EMR! EMR!

Prithee, EMR, may I have your babies?
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