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at first I thought.. this is a dumbass list.
But as I read on.. it was hilarious!

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at first I thought.. this is a dumbass list.
But as I read on.. it was hilarious!
Until I came back real quick and saw your response, I would've closed the window. Then I to read on. Good list!
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Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. - I didn't read the whole list but this one is funny

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Some classics in there. Here's a few cut'n'paste style.

- Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

-When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

-Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

-Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

-Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

-It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.


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Those are pretty good - but I still think the Chuck Norris one is better. Vin hasn't been around long enough to be considered a total bad-ass like Chuckie.
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Vin is such a tool. I hate his horrible movies. XXX has to be one of the WORST movies of all time. "I'm gonna sneak into a castle wearing a Joe Rocket jacket with reflective patches and zipper pulls." What a tool.

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Thank you for posting that link. The Chuck Norris stuff is hysterical too. Now I'm on to the Mr. T Facts.

-Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates.

-Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

-The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

-Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

-Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.


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Thank you for posting that link. The Chuck Norris stuff is hysterical too. Now I'm on to the Mr. T Facts.

-Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates.

-Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

-The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

-Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

-Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.



Now THAT'S funny!

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Vin is such a tool. I hate his horrible movies. XXX has to be one of the WORST movies of all time. "I'm gonna sneak into a castle wearing a Joe Rocket jacket with reflective patches and zipper pulls." What a tool.
By the way, did ya know he lives about 25 minutes away from you




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Vin is such a tool. I hate his horrible movies. XXX has to be one of the WORST movies of all time. "I'm gonna sneak into a castle wearing a Joe Rocket jacket with reflective patches and zipper pulls." What a tool.
You didn't see the Pacifer then..trust me, that one is WAY worse. Kids movie, and somehow they still write him into a towel/shower scene.

I'm glad I didn't pay for THAT one.

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By the way, did ya know he lives about 25 minutes away from you
Nope, didn't know that. I guess I should be on the lookout for a bald guy in a fur coat.




Where does he live?

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The Mr. T ones are great. I used to live down the road from Mr T. - same street in fact, about 3 miles north in Lake Bluff. I just remember seeing his stupid looking red Rolls Royce convertible in town with "MR T 3" on the plate.

That's right T - I said stupid! Come get some old man!!!
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So you remember the whole "Fence Painting Fiasco" ??

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Fence painting? I think he'll always be remembered for his chainsaw massacre. Who knew the residents of Lake Forest cared so much about their trees?

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Fence painting? I think he'll always be remembered for his chainsaw massacre. Who knew the residents of Lake Forest cared so much about their trees?
Don't remember fence painting - it's been 8-9 yrs since I've lived there. Did he paint it an obnoxious color or something?

The big deal is that Lake Forest is known for their trees, hence the name. He had what looked like hundreds of trees, many of which were over 100 yrs old, in his large front yard. They were pretty much ALL chopped down. I remember looking in the gates as I drove by and just saw countless stumps in the lawn. Not sure why he'd move to LF if he didn't want trees...

On the other hand, it's his yard, do what you'd like. Good luck selling the property and getting top dollar.
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St. Charles, my wife saw him in his NSX at a stop light next to her.

With all that money he lives in St. Charles? Okay, that's cool I guess.

If Vin is gonna be a real action star he needs a catch phrase. "I'll be back," "Yippie Cayay Mutha Fucka," and "Go Ahead, Make my Day" are all great phrases.

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Besides the others listed above...

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. so stupid it's funny

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

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As it was told to me, he painted his fence white when all the others on the street were a natural wood color - He never obtained the go ahed from the City and after he wacked the timber, the City was just looking for any reason to smack him down - He had half of it done when he had to go back and return it to natural color, or as close as he could get it

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Holy Crap!! Vin D can divide by Zero!!! My hero!!!!
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