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ZOB Mondo..

The Outrageous Book of Bizarre Choices:

Dont know if anyone's ever read the book or not - its basically a book of 2 choices. The deal is you HAVE TO pick one. You cant say neither because they're both gross, distgusting or wierd. Theres about 400 of these.Ill post a few- lets see how it goes.

Chew on a rats severed tail
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thouroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prisons community toothbrush bowl?

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Chew a mole off of someones neck
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drink a half cup of your best freinds blood?

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Have to dangle from a 1,000 cliff on a rope tied to a tree and choose to tie the knot yourself
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trust an Eagle scout with a knot tying merit badge to tie it?

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always have to wear wet socks
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always have to wear wet underwear?

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as a hitchiker: see handcuffs and a chainsaw in the backseat
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see bloody clothing in the back seat?

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wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear duct for moisture
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find 2 rats having sex on your stomach?

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as a man, have your testicles eaten off by squirrels
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have your eyeballs pecked out by a bird?

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shove your whole head into an elephants ass
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lick a corpse clean after an autopsy?

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Have to dangle from a 1,000 cliff on a rope tied to a tree and choose to tie the knot yourself
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trust an Eagle scout with a knot tying merit badge to tie it?

I'd be happy to tie it, I was a climber for years. (Oh, and I got that stupid merit badge when I was a kid too...)

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always have to wear wet socks
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always have to wear wet underwear?
Wear the wet socks, I care more about protecting the area under my underwear than the area inside my shoes.

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as a hitchiker: see handcuffs and a chainsaw in the backseat
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see bloody clothing in the back seat?
Handcuffs and chainsaw. Hell, he is just a kinky lumberjack... or a cop on his way to get a cat out of a tree...

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ok it appears as though these are too tough for you

Lets get some that you Mensa Members can relate to

chew off a piece of toenail from a dirty mans foot
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thoroughly lick an unshowered armpit?

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as a woman, hva real, although low hanging, 34-D's
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have uppity, obnoxiously fake 34-D's?

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streak naked through your office
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be known as the office farter?

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as a woman, have a really hairy back
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really long curly exposed nose hair?

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as a man, lose control of your bowels during a prostate exam
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get an erection during a hernia exam?

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as a woman, be totally flat chested with saucer sized nipples
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have huge breasts with very very tiny nipples?

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have your parents walk in on you having sex
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walk in on your parents having sex?

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sweat green liquid from your pores
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fart blue smoke?

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Slow down! How can you expect us to answer all of these.
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Fart blue smoke for sure...that was an easy one.
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have your parents walk in on you having sex
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walk in on your parents having sex?

Have them walk in on me... Always better to be the particpant than the spectator.

Too friggin easy....

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as a man, lose control of your bowels during a prostate exam
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get an erection during a hernia exam?
Hot lookin new female Doc.... got the hernia exam and the expected results... when I was about 17.

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Chew a mole off of someones neck
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drink a half cup of your best freinds blood?
My best friend's blood. She's clean!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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Have them walk in on me... Always better to be the particpant than the spectator.

Too friggin easy....
Since both have happened, what's the question?

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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shove your whole head into an elephants ass
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lick a corpse clean after an autopsy?
This one is tough, but I suppose I would stick my head up the elephants ass and keep my fingers crossed that it doesnt sneeze!
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