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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 11:14 AM Thread Starter
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Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser


I am no fan of electricity.. I think I rather be shot than hit with a taser.. Has anyone ever been subjected to one of these?

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 11:32 AM
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There go his chances of havin kids. Maybe it worked out best for him...
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 11:32 AM
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does it really matter where the prong touches you when you get taser'ed? still hurts like hell all over, doesn't it?

but that's hilarious anyways. if he ever finds some sicko to put up with him...

"honey, what's that?"

"oh nothing, it's just where the cops shot me when I was getting freaky with other women"
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-26-2005, 11:51 AM
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Oh I bet the cops were laughing at that one. I'm sure it hurt worse than getting it in the arm.

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Serves him right. Freaks like that shouldn't be out on the street.
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Damn, that hurts just thinking about it. Isn't where bad guys put the electrodes when they torture you?

Should have just blown the wack job away.

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