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Anyone listen to B96 this morning?

anyone hear the "have you been hurt while having sex" stories?

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I actually did...flipping through channels (I miss my XM )

All I heard is the one DJs comments about how his ex-wife hurt him when he got caught cheating.
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Were there any..."I bent it" stories?
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krys.... share some of the stories for those of us that missed it......

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first one was girl and guy going at it, girl on bottom. headboard falls on her face breaking her nose.

other one was guy and girl going at it girl on top roommate walks in girl sits up and busts her head open on the top bunk bed and is now bleeding everywhere

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first one was girl and guy going at it, girl on bottom. headboard falls on her face breaking her nose.

other one was guy and girl going at it girl on top roommate walks in girl sits up and busts her head open on the top bunk bed and is now bleeding everywhere
damn thats harsh..... ok now time for clsb to chime in..........

SHARE THOSE STORIES

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i'm married, i no longer tell these tales.






unless I'm in the garage wrenching, then its guy talk time.

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first one was girl and guy going at it, girl on bottom. headboard falls on her face breaking her nose.

it wont break her nose unless the headboard is MASSIVE, I know. trust me.

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first one was girl and guy going at it, girl on bottom. headboard falls on her face breaking her nose.

other one was guy and girl going at it girl on top roommate walks in girl sits up and busts her head open on the top bunk bed and is now bleeding everywhere

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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i'm married, i no longer tell these tales.






unless I'm in the garage wrenching, then its guy talk time.
you could always tell the stories of the before marriage other women....

or were you a one woman man?

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you could always tell the stories of the before marriage other women....

negatory, wife reads board.

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Were there any..."I bent it" stories?
Yea saw that in a porno once... omg that guy had to be hurting!

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Ok, I have a story. I'll try not to be to graphic. A while back me and a girl were going at it, standing up and I was basically supporting her weight with my hands locked behind her lower back. Well I got tired of holding her so I thought I'd walk my way into the bedroom over to the bed (while still in the motion). Going through the door way, I whacked her head into the door. Didn't phase her though.....I think she was too drunk to care
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