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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 12:32 AM Thread Starter
 
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I'm biting my tongue on this one.

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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 01:52 AM
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And, judging by the photo, we can't help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces. Making whether it actually works or not a somewhat moot point

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I was going to quote the EXACT same thing

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post #5 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 09:35 AM
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....so strange....

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post #6 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 10:25 AM
 
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I wonder if people had a similar reaction when male condoms first came out on the market. Or maybe cell phones. "You're going to put a rubber where?" or "Why on earth would anyone need a mobile phone?"
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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 10:52 AM
 
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this will definitely have to wait till i get home. now work safe is just a guess on this one.
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post #8 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 02:32 PM
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post #9 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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Where do you find this stuff?

"Daily use of this product can help maintain genital hygiene and prevent infection by pathogens" added to "And, judging by the photo, we can't help thinking at least some customers will find applying the product more stimulating that actually putting it through its paces. Making whether it actually works or not a somewhat moot point." = Liquid condom addiction.

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well, particles of silver - may be,...but

if it was chrome based, dark side riders definetly would be interested
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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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I dunno about that one... i think i'll stick with the usual ways...

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post #12 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 02:50 PM
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wow. not to be all gross and technical....but I thought it was very dangerous to spray air up your hoo-hoo (aka "growler"). it can cause severe damage and infections.
this seems to ignore that.

and, may I just say...EWWW.

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post #13 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 04:19 PM
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It's foam.

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post #14 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 04:51 PM
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yeah, foam that is blown into your hoo hoo (aka "growler") out of an air pressurized can.

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post #15 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 05:11 PM
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OH, man I can hear the redneck conversation now.

Dem city womens crazy....

Next thing ya know she pulls ot a can a dat expandin insalation, das got at da hardware store, n gives herself a shot. Den says com on, Bubba.

I says unt uh!

Den she tries ta tell me is sum kind a condiment!

I says noo thanks pulls up my briches and walks ot da door!

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post #17 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 08:27 PM
 
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yeah, foam that is blown into your hoo hoo (aka "growler") out of an air pressurized can.
yea not as tuff as yellow stuff
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post #18 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-02-2005, 09:13 PM
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the more I think about it, the more I think this is pretty much equivalent to shooting silly string up there.
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Just think of it as another way to quief!

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ok like the guy in the background is gonna get any action


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You sure that's a guy?

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post #22 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-03-2005, 01:00 PM
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You sure that's a guy?
I think that's William Hung.
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OH, man I can hear the redneck conversation now.

Dem city womens crazy....

Next thing ya know she pulls ot a can a dat expandin insalation, das got at da hardware store, n gives herself a shot. Den says com on, Bubba.

I says unt uh!

Den she tries ta tell me is sum kind a condiment!

I says noo thanks pulls up my briches and walks ot da door!
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