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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 02:12 PM Thread Starter
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What do you give to the following people
Newspaper Guy
Garbagemen
Postman
Boss
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 02:19 PM
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The Postman is out, I get my mail around 5:30PM if at all , I don't know about the others.

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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 02:24 PM
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if any are hot females you should give them coupons for "sexing".

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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 02:25 PM
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What do you give to the following people
Newspaper Guy
Garbagemen
Postman
Boss


Don't get the newspaper

I have a garbage shute into a compactor so I never see him around

My mail doesn't come till 5 or so and half of my stuff is in other people mailboxes so he is not gettin jack shit and my boss well I don't need to explain that one . I work off site every day and never deal with my boss unless there is a problem with my performance. I have seen my boss 3 times in the last 10 years.
post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 02:51 PM
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What do you give to the following people
Newspaper Guy Gets $25.00 gift certificate to resturant
Garbagemen Gets $25.00 gift certificate to resturant
Postman Gets $25.00 gift certificate to resturant
Boss Gets Bottle of favorite Wine and a card

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What do you give to the following people
Newspaper Guy
Garbagemen
Postman
Boss
Newspaper guy gets to bang the wife
Garbageman gets to bang the wife
Postman gets to bang the wife
Boss well, I take care of him...
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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if any are hot females you should give them coupons for "sexing".


mailman=money
garbagemen=nada, no one home when they come around
newspaperguy=nada
boss=a swift kick to the ass. Chocolate or cofee mug.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 03:41 PM
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I have been trying to get my postman fired for years. Every so often my tenants and I have to play the let's trade our mail game. I know we Asians all look a like but are our names really are different.

"The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one....Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!"
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 03:44 PM
 
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Postman gets money..others get nutin. Oh Boss gets a book this year.
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 10:55 PM
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Newspaper guy gets to bang the wife
Garbageman gets to bang the wife
Postman gets to bang the wife
Boss well, I take care of him...
I don't care who you are, that's some funny stuff right there!
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-07-2005, 11:45 PM
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Jeez, I have never bought any of those people anything. Once we all pitched in and got the doorman for my buddy's apartment complex a restaurant gift certificate. Weird, I didn't even live there.

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Newspaper guy gets to bang the wife
Garbageman gets to bang the wife
Postman gets to bang the wife
Boss well, I take care of him...
That is fuckin funny

Any of those folks tend to get straight up cash from me if anything at all

I just took care of two of my support people today at work - Thank you card and a c-note and my shit gets taken care of everytime I ask !!!

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-08-2005, 06:34 AM
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I have been trying to get my postman fired for years. Every so often my tenants and I have to play the let's trade our mail game. I know we Asians all look a like but are our names really are different.
You mean you guys aren't all Chins



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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-08-2005, 06:50 AM
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I dated a letter carrier a few years back... he had a regular route up in Wilmette and believe me, he made out pretty well at Christmas!

Being a transient cliff-dweller for most of my life, I never did anything for the mail- or garbage men, but if I were a homeowner, I'd probably give the "regulars" gift certs ($25 sounds about right).

The service dept. at the Harley shop could always count on a pan of homemade lasagna, cookies or a case of beer from me, as well as the shop that worked on my cars. And my manicurist/hairstylist/esthetician all receive gift cards in the $25 range (or cookies, if it's a particularly "tight" year).

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