Join Date: Sep 2004
Sportbike: K6 GSX-R 750, 1971 CL350
Years Riding: Veteran Poser
How you found us: Google
Shaq is probably in better shape than half the cops I see in my neighborhood.
A few summers ago, cops chased some felon in my neighborhood. Of all the places the felon could have hidden he chosed to hide in my foyer. Big mistake. My rottweiler had him pegged and was barking like a mad dog, he rarely barks so I knew something was up. Looked outside my window and could see the idiot trying to hide. Within seconds, I was cocked and locked.
The felon then ran up the stairs trying to hide. That is when I signaled the cops who were walking around outside with flashlights. Cops came in guns drawn and that was all she wrote. Cop shook my hand and thanked me.
"The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one....Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!"