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Dear Santa...

What CLSB wants for Christmas,

*A little affection

*Something blinged and chromed the fuck out

* A witty comeback for when someone calls us testicle ears

* Anal beads that don't bunch

* 2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon, 1 cup butter, 3 ounces cream cheese (softened), 1 cup white sugar, 1 egg yolk, 1 tsp vanilla extract and 1 tsp. orange zest. (we have an idea)

* A scapegoat

*The best of Arliss DVD set (we need something to throw at Christmas carolers)

* World peace, or and XBox. Either way

* Our roommate to stop masterbating so loudly (without us)

* Die Hard 15

* The 60 GB ipod that will obsolete immedately after we receive it

* Jesus to get back to us

* More rope

* A fitting tribute to Ronal Regan

* To sex you up

* The lambs to stop screaming



(ripped off from Stuff magazine)


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