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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-15-2005, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
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Ok, so I went to my doctor the other day because I have a crack in my ass and a growth between my legs. My old doctor retired and they replaced him with this woman. At first, I thought I was going to get an old hag with warts and chubby ankles. Well, I'm sitting there on the table and the door opens...I'd be damned if there wasn't theme music thumpin when she walked in. This fuckin hottie walks in in her doctor's gown. I'm thinking to myself, "Oh, I'm definitely getting the ball cancer check". She's is part Greek and what looks to be part Italian, about 5'4". A real fuckin cute hottie.

So, if you guys want a hot doctor to perform your period check ups, her name is Dr. Khanderia. She practices at:

Family Practice and Associates
911 N. Elm St.
Hinsdale, IL 60521

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #2 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-15-2005, 11:56 AM
 
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did you erect one while she was giving you a prostrate exam?
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cough... cough.. I dont feel so well.

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you are so hot, my little buddy is even noticing
u should have said that and brought a mini cam to record event
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"Dr. Khanderia." - I am thinking more along the lines of a Middle Eastern Culture with a name like that - Regardless, hot is hot - Fuk the Robitussin, I am headin to the burbs!

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Fuk the Robitussin, I am headin to the burbs!
dude, drink the whole bottle before you go. Drunk on robo should be a good primer to asking some doctor to check your nads/prostate when you have a simple cold.

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LOL, you never cease to amaze me WSE. Speaking of hotties, i have to do physical therapy for my right hand (possible carpal tunnel, or nerve damage) and my therapist has a rack you wouldn't believe!! Her face is alright, but dayum the tig o's are a nice to look at while im doing hand exercises. To top it off, she gives lovely massages, even started working on my back and shoulder. DAMN I love her!! HAHAHHAH

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...physical therapy for my right hand (possible carpal tunnel, or nerve damage)...has a rack you wouldn't believe!! ...she gives lovely massages....

"since I got this hand problem I've been having issues with proper, cough cough, self massage. could you help me?"



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the tig o's are a nice to look at while im doing hand exercises
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Did she wear two layers of latex gloves when examining you? I sure hope so for her other patient's sake.
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"since I got this hand problem I've been having issues with proper, cough cough, self massage. could you help me?"


"I need to rest my arm on something soft while i do my exercises, i was wondering if if i can use your funbags, to rest them on, or possibly use them to stretch my hands."

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Did she wear two layers of latex gloves when examining you? I sure hope so for her other patient's sake.
I think she knew that wouldn't be enough. She came in wears a pair of oven mittens and asbetos barbeque gloves. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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This thread is worhtless without pics.

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what kind of practice is it?
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LOL, you never cease to amaze me WSE. Speaking of hotties, i have to do physical therapy for my right hand (possible carpal tunnel, or nerve damage) and my therapist has a rack you wouldn't believe!! Her face is alright, but dayum the tig o's are a nice to look at while im doing hand exercises. To top it off, she gives lovely massages, even started working on my back and shoulder. DAMN I love her!! HAHAHHAH
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what kind of practice is it?
Knowing WSE, he was at a sprem bank going to make a donation!

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what kind of practice is it?

I believe they are all general practicioners.

Dr. "Feelgood" is about 35 years old. Her father just had quadruple bypass. She was joking with me about how she should start wearing tight sweaters and watch her client base turn into all men with business booming.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I think I have a hernia coming on...
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Bobby, change hands every other time
LOL, i see her next monday, imma have one of my friends drive over my left hand.

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did you erect one while she was giving you a prostrate exam?
Did I say one finger? Better make it two.
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Just ask her if you can give her a breast self exam. My PT would give me swollen tissue issues if I could...shes hot. And we get to go swimming

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what the hell's a prostrate?

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what the hell's a prostrate?

If anyone believes any of this youre nuts

some excuse gay doctors use to have a chance to stick their finger up a guys ass.
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Is that anywhere near your prostate?

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I believe they are all general practicioners.

Dr. "Feelgood" is about 35 years old. Her father just had quadruple bypass. She was joking with me about how she should start wearing tight sweaters and watch her client base turn into all men with business booming.
She was flirting with you and you didn't get the digits???????

Man i am dissappointed in you..... what would EMR say?

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She was flirting with you and you didn't get the digits???????

Man i am dissappointed in you..... what would EMR say?
lol

Don't worry, she scheduled a follow up appointment for me. I'll be back in two weeks.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Don't worry, she scheduled a follow up appointment for me. I'll be back in two weeks.

Oh yeah, herpes always needs a follow up.
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The only bad side is that she already knows what STDs you have.
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Did I say one finger? Better make it two.
just don't let anyone drive over the pinky finger. you'll need that for the shocker.
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